Movie Lines

[Kwaka-Kid]

"Wheres the Money Lucas?    Atlantic city Joe.   Is it coming back from atlantic city?  I dont think so Joe.   Whats it doing in atlantic city?  Re-circulating"

"damn the man, damn the empire"

and "Empire records open till  midnight, this is mark.    *whispiers on phone*  answer: Midnight!"

hahaha empire records

[wari]

"One thing I cant stand is a happy injun ... look at 'im over there smiling away ... " - the old cook.

This is after claw (the injun) has won the old cooks false teeth in a game of cards .. the injuns reply " now you call me two jaw claw " ...

From Red River (John Wayne movie)

[Dave]

I am cornelio I have no bunghole
I need a teepee for my bunghole

beavis and butthead

[Urban Terrorist]

"It's like the first time you got laid, you've got to ask 'Daddy, is what we're doing right ?' " Tankgirl

[georgedubyabush]

"weaselling out of things is what seperates man from the animals... except the weasel"

Homer Simpson

[Duke of Rogan]

To train ze dolphin, you must zink like ze dolphin. You must be getting oonside ze dolphin's head!
Just yesterday I'm asking Snowflake… "ee, eee, eee." He said, "Eee, eee, eee, eee." Und you can quote him.

Ace Ventura - Pet Dectective

[Gixxer]

"You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?"  THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

[georgedubyabush]

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'?"

"Have you ever heard the song, 'Who let the dogs out'?"

Shallow Hal

[Zed]

"Get some beers in Del Verde Matrix. It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter". Arnie replies "You're a funny guy Sally. I like you. That's why I am going to kill you last!". Commando

"Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you last?.......I lied!" Commando

...and the girl says to Arnie "What'd you do with Sully?" He replies "I let him go!" (yeah, by releasing his ankle as he held him with one arm over a cliff)

Also from the movie Commando (one of those movies that made Arnie a 1 line king) Arnie says to Bennett "I'll be back Bennett!" and Bennett replies "I'll be waiting Jeohn" in his cheesy Aussie accent.

Then there's that latest Terminator line "speak to the hand!" (always a laugh in Arnies deep Austrian accent)


It must be strange hearing him speak as the new governor of California when you're so used to seeing him kill people and talk rubbish on the big screen?


Zed

[SPman]

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It must be strange hearing him speak as the new governor of California when you're so used to seeing him kill people and talk rubbish on the big screen?

Zed

Now, we can see it for real?????

[Jackrat]

THIS is a knife,,,,,Paul Hogan
It wasn't me,you can't prove a thing,there were no witnesses,,,,,Bart Simson
You can take this crooked earth Bro,,,,,,Errrrr, that big mean dude??
Well, Howdy pilgrim,,,The Duke.
Homer Simson.
Why you little,,,Larry in the Simsons Recives another prank phone call.

[Jackrat]

Now, we can see it for real?????

Seen a picture of him with no shirt resently.
Sad what happens when the steroids wear off

[Ms Piggy]

From Aliens:

[To Queen Alien who's about to grab Newt.]
Ripley: Get away from her you bitch!

and

Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Private Vasquez: No, have you?

From The Big Lebowski:

Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody Fucks with the Jesus

From Murirls Wedding:

Cheryl: Wait! Let her finish her Orgasm!

[Hitcher]

Doh the stuff that buys me beer
Ray the guy who sells me beer
Me the guy who drinks the beer
Far a long way to get beer
So I think I'll have a beer
La la la la la la beer
Tea no thanks I'm drinking beer
And that brings us back to Doh...

(Homer Simpson)

[Hitcher]

"There's just no pleasing some people!"
"Yes, that's what Jesus said."
(Monty Python's Life of Brian)

"He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!"
(Brian's mum, from the same movie)

"Run Bambi run! And don't look back..."
(Bambi's mum, from the movie Bambi)