FUCKEN CUNT of the YEAR AWARD

**marty** · 27th September 2006, 13:51

here's an idea - find a big dual tired tractor, or even better, a combine harvester - and run the fucker over!

**"D" FZ1** · 27th September 2006, 14:12

Real clever place to park

**scumdog** · 27th September 2006, 17:08

Originally Posted by terbang

You could stop and scribe his name (Toxiq) across his bonnet with a screwdriver or similar.

I would sadly suspect that Mr Toxiq would have absolutely no inkling that he is of any hazard to any other road users by parking that way.

True, the dip-shit would have no inkling he had created a hazard, would very likely say "Whaaat? there's enough room to get 'round it, what's the problem?" if you fronted him up.

**NotaGoth** · 27th September 2006, 17:14

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Whoever owns the piece of shit vehicle with the personalised number plate "TOXIQ" needs to learn not to park ON THE ROAD straight after a BLIND CORNER especially when there were half a dozen SAFE areas to park YOUR PIECE OF SHIT vehicle.

Pictures speak a thousand words.

Luckily I was riding passenger in my Taxi

Something similar happened to my dads friend.. And my old lady when they were out on the motorbikes.... Very very sharp corner... Parked in middle of the lane just out of sight.... Dads mate.. Pillion and all ended up going off the road to avoid collision with the rear end..... Mum went around... Luckily oncoming car had passed just in time....

**Kornholio** · 27th September 2006, 19:39

Originally Posted by marty

here's an idea - find a big dual tired tractor, or even better, a combine harvester - and run the fucker over!

You rang????

**McJim** · 27th September 2006, 22:05

This is about as loaded as a united states presidential election!

How come SwanTiger never turned up as an option until I'd already voted?

**SwanTiger** · 27th September 2006, 22:07

Hey that's fucken cheap! I want to know which moderator did that.

What an abuse of powers. Fucken Helen Clarke wanna bes.

**NotaGoth** · 27th September 2006, 22:15

Now that the Swanny option is there.... I think I might vote...

**Maha** · 27th September 2006, 22:22

Originally Posted by McJim

This is about as loaded as a united states presidential election!

How come SwanTiger never turned up as an option until I'd already voted?

He's a shifty little prick...just look at those beady little eye's in his avatar....

I wanna revote, bet he will piss all over WINJA........

**Jamezo** · 27th September 2006, 22:55

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Another shocking crime I heard about is to pour old milk in the carpet and slip some frozen pilchards under the seats or floor mats. The milk is obvious and gets cleaned up but still smells for a few days, by that stage the pilchards have thawed out and begin to surpass the milk smell, apparently this heinous trick takes a very long time to get the smell out of the car.
Not that I would ever endorse such a thing, ever.... really.
On a serious note though, I believe there is still a mention in our road code somewhere about being required to park at least 6 metres from a blind corner and in a manner that will not obstruct other road users. Certainly a call to the ecilop's will get a response because it is an 'enforceable action' and can be disguised as 'safety'. Give them a call/email and show them the photo's, should get a speedy response.

Put a nice pooh in a plastic bag and then freeze it, then grate it (while frozen) into a fine powder. Apply liberally to air vents and permeable surfaces. Wait a few days. Watch the tears.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 27th September 2006, 23:00

Originally Posted by Jamezo

Put a nice pooh in a plastic bag and then freeze it, then grate it (while frozen) into a fine powder. Apply liberally to air vents and permeable surfaces. Wait a few days. Watch the tears.

Describe a 'nice pooh' please.....

**Kornholio** · 27th September 2006, 23:19

What about the ol 'put a dead rabbit or possum under the spare wheel of persons car' give it a week and yeeha

**Quasievil** · 27th September 2006, 23:57

Hey Look Winja is the second biggest cunt of the year, well done winja

lol

good to see he is up there

fuck Im pissed ..........................winja I love you..............no really I do

**Crasherfromwayback** · 28th September 2006, 00:09

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Hey Look Winja is the second biggest cunt of the year, well done winja

lol

good to see he is up there

fuck Im pissed ..........................winja I love you..............no really I do

Hey look here....

Do I have to visit you 'Senior' members one by one to show you I'm a cunt to get in on the votes?