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    Cake jumper wanted!!!

    Hi guys, just wondering if anyone knows somebody who does the whole "jump out of the cake thing"
    We have a guy leaving work, and this was voted to be a really good idea. Even by his wife. True!! Nothing really dodgy or too un-pc, but just the classic "ta-da" out of the cake with bikini or something on.
    Any ideas?
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    Sounds very expensive.

    But I'd imagine that a few phone calls to local commercial bakeries and model agencies would see you well sorted if you're unable to find a package deal. You might have to use an 'exotic dancer' agency for the jumper if the bikini is *particularly* skimpy.
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    I'm sure that someone from auckers could do with a few extra $$$'s?? Motoracer??

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    Give student job search a call, hard workng students looking to earn a few bucks might be keen.
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    I can remember reading something (years ago) about guy who dropped dead at his work farewell. Seems like he got such a fright when he cut the cake a topless model jumped out he had a heart attack. Always wondered who got the watch.

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    Well, I would offer to do it, but since I live in Wgtn it's a bit difficult.

    Also the cost of the cake ingredients to make it big enough to fit me into may be prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curious george
    Hi guys, just wondering if anyone knows somebody who does the whole "jump out of the cake thing"
    We have a guy leaving work, and this was voted to be a really good idea. Even by his wife.
    So why dosnt his wife do it?Be a good laugh if she`s up for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moko
    So why dosnt his wife do it?Be a good laugh if she`s up for it.
    Heehee. Shes good for it, but says he's seen it all before....although it might be a great twist on the theme.
    I didn't think it was a real cake, but a big wooden one or something?
    A cake that big would be bloody expensive!!!!!
    Perhaps a midget would fit in a cheaper cake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by curious george
    Heehee. Shes good for it, but says he's seen it all before....although it might be a great twist on the theme.
    I didn't think it was a real cake, but a big wooden one or something?
    A cake that big would be bloody expensive!!!!!
    Perhaps a midget would fit in a cheaper cake?
    Rules me out.
    KK or XJ perhaps?
    I'm told showgirls or for a real twist showboys could handle it. Apparently (according to ex staff now dancing) they can organise anything.

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    Heh heh... Reminds of a 40th where wifey organised a stripper for birthday boy hubby. Had it all discussed as to what could and what would not happen.
    Then on the night, the girl contracted contracted a cold, so organised a relief - but failed to pass on the instructions. Things got a little, umm, out of hand...
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    i reckon if you put a male midget in a bikini in a cake and have him pop out it would be funny and probably give the guy a heart attack, but its the thought that counts right
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    HA! All good ideas, but it looks like book vouchers or something as no one has volunteered to do the cake jump.
    Another fine tradition falls by the wayside.

    Thanks for the thought BigDog, but KK would look like an overcooked noodle jumping out of a cake. Just the thought of it makes me shiver. :-/
    But hey, if you are prepared to don your slinkiest swimming trunks, and don't mind whiped cream, I'll keep you in mind for nest time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curious george
    I'll keep you in mind for nest time.
    Geez, you trust me with that much cake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by What?
    Had it all discussed as to what could and what would not happen.
    Then on the night, the girl contracted contracted a cold
    I was at a stag do once where a fiance posed as the stripper wearing a panto mask (when she found out the girl she hired was sick ) she got right down to the buff without him realising, she thought he had. So started taking his clothes off. Half way through a blowie he takes of her mask and promptly has a heart attack.

    Moral of the story either find out before you get it out, or don't open pandoras box if you can't handle the worst thing you could find.

    P.S for those that like closure to stories, they were still married that week end, it seems a short stay in hospital had her feeling guilty enough that she did not care he was prepared to go that far still thinking it was a stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What?
    Things got a little, umm, out of hand...
    A little OUT of hand?
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