1. Aspire to be Barbie - that bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt...... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.
5. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. There is no PMS, this is just your personality.
8. It's ok to live in your own little world, at least they know you there.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
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Originally Posted by deano
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