Selling his bike because he's getting married...

[crashe]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

awwwww SpankMe, dont you want a little version of you running around after you... saying "Daddy please teach me to ride a motorbike please"

The child would be so cute....

[SpankMe]

You don't know till you've been there though

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

[SwanTiger]

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

Bloody hell, you aren't that old are you SpankMe?

[ManDownUnder]

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

So your sisters have ben there, so they know.

My point is you haven't. It is a catch 22 though, and a hell of a catch 22 because if it turns out you were right, you can't just put them back
NK

[The_Dover]

So your sisters have ben there, so they know.

I don't even KNOW spank's sisters.

That's how rumours start........

[SpankMe]

if it turns out you were right, you can't just put them back
NK

The trick is to not let them get out in the first place. Well, not alive anyway.



eewwww, just looked up "aborted" in google images.

[marty]

Yeah Ixion - that came to mind for me as well... he might not necessarily be giving it up at all... like you said many people have done it that way before.

make mine a tui

[Joni]

Ha ha ha Classic Marty!

[ManDownUnder]

The trick is to not let them get out in the first place. Well, not alive anyway.



eewwww, just looked up "aborted" in google images.

If you don't want to let them out, don't put 'em in there! Your permanent solution is only $400 away... *snip* *snip*

And yes... the reality of abortion looked bad to me too...

[McJim]

If you don't want to let them out, don't put 'em in there! Your permanent solution is only $400 away... *snip* *snip*

And yes... the reality of abortion looked bad to me too...

Mine was cheaper than yours then.

[Big Dave]

Co-pilot and I could never had split when we had kids - the custody battle would have been horrendous.
You take em.
No way - you take 'em
Nope - you have to take them...
No way - they are yours
You take 'em.....

[ManDownUnder]

Mine was cheaper than yours then.

LOL... you got the McSnip? I'd expect it to be cheaper...

I got the whole vassniptomy, complete with fries (well fried ends...)

[Scouse]

ah its only an old pusser anyhoo at least he can look forward to a less prehistoric ride in the future

[The_Dover]

he didn't mention how old his bride to be was tho.

[Scouse]

Well, 12 years later she ran off with one of my mates and took me to the cleaners and then fucked me over in family court...

Virginia, on the other hand - we decided quite early in our relationship that we were going to get out of the rat race and move back out to the Hutt where we both grew up. We bought a house in Upper Hutt, and she says "well, you're going to have to commute into Welly for work every day now - I think its high time you got yourself a bike".

this one's a keeper...

Depend on how many mates you've still got and weather any of them are of the same quality as the one spoken about above


Ps and if any of your mates that you have left knew what the one spoken about above was up to ah so many questions