What the fuck is this shit?

**The_Dover** · 3rd October 2006, 12:46

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10404067

Fucking weirditarians having their own film festival??

What the hell has your dietary choice got to do with films?

Don't these dumb fucks realise that we've got pointy teeth for eating things that squeal? I hope their anaemia makes them to weak to get out of the burning cinema. Freaks.

I bet Helen and her lesbian attache gave them a few million bucks to get some nice chickpea and woodchip samosa's, washed down with vegtarian champagne and orgasmic tea trea juice and have some uppity arse bandit cut their environmentally friendly ribbon.

Vegetarian films? What next? A hare krishna gun festival?

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 12:56

Fuck yeah. What's next, a political party for a minority race?

**McJim** · 3rd October 2006, 13:02

So when do we get to see the carnivore's film festival?

We're (the Cranivores) a community within this nation. If a cow/sheep/pig can't evolve to work out how to pick the locks and escape surely that's it's fault and it deserves to be eaten. Poor defenceless vegetables can't move, can't defend themselves and are mercilessly slaugthered by cruel cruel hippies.

I'm going to have a cry now - I'm overcome with emulsion.

**The_Dover** · 3rd October 2006, 13:03

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

**Hitcher** · 3rd October 2006, 13:09

Vegetarians. Coming soon to a dining table near you. Just watch the same inexorable advance in choice-limiting legislation controlling what we can eat as we've seen in other areas over recent years. Clearly we can no longer be trusted with our own decisions nor should we be able to take the consequences of decisions and choices we make.

Today, anti-obesity measures. Tomorrow, tofu. Wake up and smell the coffee before that too gets banned.

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 13:09

Originally Posted by The_Dover

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

No, that would be considered racist.

**James Deuce** · 3rd October 2006, 13:10

I didn't spend 2 million years climbing to the top of the food chain, just to eat lentils.

**McJim** · 3rd October 2006, 13:12

Originally Posted by The_Dover

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

Don't be daft - everything is the fault of white heterosexual males before we're even born - white heterosexual males have no community, no support, no assistance and very few of them are benificiaries....it's surprising they even survive past childhood.

Last White Heterosexual Male organisation came to a sticky end in Berlin 1945 didn't it?