Glasgow Humour - could be an urban myth

[Kickaha]

Human bodies are a much wasted resource, not least for fuel.

Wasn't there a tihng on TV a while back where they had used body fat and turned it into biofuel?, was it that boat that was doing the round the world trip?

yeah found it, scroll down it's the third story
http://calorielab.com/news/2005/11/11/

[outlawtorn]

Wasn't there a tihng on TV a while back where they had used body fat and turned it into biofuel?, was it that boat that was doing the round the world trip?

yeah found it, scroll down it's the third story
http://calorielab.com/news/2005/11/11/

www.earthrace.net, he is currently running out of money, but trying nonetheless.

[SARGE]

Crikey!

God bless New Zealand - where else could a glib Glaswegian comment cause a discussion on biological warfare and ethnic cleansing...not to mention recycling of human bodies as fuel.

Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time I share a joke?>

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!

[Skyryder]

Crikey!

God bless New Zealand - where else could a glib Glaswegian comment cause a discussion on biological warfare and ethnic cleansing...not to mention recycling of human bodies as fuel.

Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time I share a joke?>

Nope. It's only got this far because some mod has not ordered us to get back 'on topic.'

This is what use to make KB so different from any other forum I've posted on.

STAY ON TOPIC. DO NOT DEVIATE FROM SAID TOPIC. In the last ten minutes I've come across four threads that a mod has ordered to 'stay on topic.' Realy??

Use to be sect down here in Chch..........that was called the God Squad.

They have just rebranded and are here on KB as the Mod Squad.

Skyryder

[McJim]

I'm gonnae treat this thread as "Ma wee scabby thread" basically means I'll come back and scratch it every once in a while with any other gems of Glesga humour I come across.

Like the bloke in Glasgow walking home one night with his hand clasped to the side of his head. Blood was pouring through his fingers when a policeman stopped him and said "Are you alright there Jim?" (everyone in Glasgow is called Jim...except wee Tam ...but he's jist fucken weird).
"Aye occifer Ah'm alright - jist some bastard cut ma ear of 's all"
"That's terrible, did you get a good look at him?"
"Naw - was awfie dark"
"Did you know the guy?"
"Naw - nivver met him afore"
"So you wouldn't be able to identify him then?"
"Identify him? Why didn't you say so - of course I can identify him!"
"But you don't know him and you didn't see him - how can you identify him"
"Ach - I've got his nose here in ma pocket...look"

[SPman]

Love It !



Oh yes....GET BACK ON THE THREAD!


.....aaaah...you already have............