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    Beer Joke

    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
    The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.

    The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.

    The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"

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    Not an urban myth...I was that scotsman....
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Not an urban myth...I was that scotsman....
    And I was the Irish!

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    I thought the Scots were the tight bastards?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I thought the Scots were the tight bastards?
    We use KY jelly to get over that issue.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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