We weren't chasing them. No no no no no way.

**WINJA** · 5th October 2006, 10:18

Originally Posted by The_Dover

From the Harold report on the chick in the RAV4

"The 39-year-old yesterday told friends in hospital that Jesus was in the car with her at the time of impact."

Did they get him out? Was he injured? Why wasn't this mentioned on the news?

Zed, can you give his dad a call and check he's ok?

DONT MATTER IF JESUS DIES CAUSE WE JUST WAIT TILL EASTER AND A MAGIC RABBIT WILL GIVE HIM SPECIAL EGGS AND HE'LL BE AS GOOD AS NEW AGAIN

**The_Dover** · 5th October 2006, 10:27

Originally Posted by WINJA

DONT MATTER IF JESUS DIES CAUSE WE JUST WAIT TILL EASTER AND A MAGIC RABBIT WILL GIVE HIM SPECIAL EGGS AND HE'LL BE AS GOOD AS NEW AGAIN

Bad news WINJA.

**sAsLEX** · 5th October 2006, 10:37

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

The officer very blatantly said his reason for pulling us over was 'We looked young and he thought we might of stolen the car'.

In other words 'two Maori boys in a newish car, gotta be stolen'.

The fact that the vast majority of crimes in this country are committed by either Maori or Pacific Islanders , watch police ten 7 , and coupled with the fact that most maoris occupy the lower socio economic brackets in society its simple numbers and statistics that say a Maori in an expensive car might not be the owner.

And he said you looked young, not Maori.

**The_Dover** · 5th October 2006, 10:44

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

And he said you looked young, not Maori.

I'm not sure he's allowed to say "I saw you little niggers in a flash car and thought you stole it"

**scumdog** · 5th October 2006, 10:45

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

I wish people would insult Maori (or part Maori) individuals to their face with such generalisations.

OK, Late model Merc, 4 raggedy-arsed looking Maori occupants barely into their teens driving badly = a good chance said Merc is stolen. This is fact.

And even if they had been skinny raggedy-arse palagi THE SAME WOULD APPLY.

Don't get too precious on the 'Maori' bit.

**SwanTiger** · 5th October 2006, 10:50

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

The fact that the vast majority of crimes in this country are committed by either Maori or Pacific Islanders , watch police ten 7 , and coupled with the fact that most maoris occupy the lower socio economic brackets in society its simple numbers and statistics that say a Maori in an expensive car might not be the owner.

This is true. On a personal note, I intend to be a multi-millionare by the time I'm 25, at which time I am going to make a point of sending out fliers through the mail to all predominately WHITE people making fun of their misfortune, living in $600,000 leaking homes and working for other people, like ME. I'll also spend 30 minutes a day making random phone calls to WHITE people from outside their house making fun of their cars and houses. I just hope I don't call my mum or one of my aunties or uncles by accident

I'm also going to setup a television programme about all the white collar crime.

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

And he said you looked young, not Maori.

This is true. But we didn't look young, my brother was about 23 or 24 at the time and in a suite, I was still in my work uniform which for that day was a dark navy polo shirt embroided with black dress pants and glasses!

Still, I found it ammusing and the cop was pretty cool once we were verified.

**SwanTiger** · 5th October 2006, 10:51

Originally Posted by scumdog

OK, Late model Merc, 4 raggedy-arsed looking Maori occupants barely into their teens driving badly = a good chance said Merc is stolen. This is fact.

And even if they had been skinny raggedy-arse palagi THE SAME WOULD APPLY.

Don't get too precious on the 'Maori' bit.

I'm not talking about this instance, I'm talking about his generalisation porky!

**The_Dover** · 5th October 2006, 10:54

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

I'm also going to setup a television programme about all the white collar crime.

Cool, Finn will finally be on TV.

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

This is true. But we didn't look young, my brother was about 23 or 24 at the time and in a suite

A 3 piece? Leather or fabric? In a Skyline?

**WINJA** · 5th October 2006, 10:55

SWANNY YOUR A MAORI WITH NO LICENCE WALKING EVERY WHERE IN JANDALS RE YOUR MILLIONAIRE THING

**SwanTiger** · 5th October 2006, 10:58

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Cool, Finn will finally be on TV.

No, he is going to be the presenter, short people are best for TV work.

Originally Posted by The_Dover

A 3 piece? Leather or fabric? In a Skyline?

Fabric. Yes, not a boy racer skyline, one of those new family sedan looking things.

Anyway people, I have good news ....

I GET MY LICENSE BACK !!

**SwanTiger** · 5th October 2006, 11:01

Originally Posted by WINJA

SWANNY YOUR A MAORI WITH NO LICENCE WALKING EVERY WHERE IN JANDALS RE YOUR MILLIONAIRE THING

I do have a blue pair of warehouse jandals but my girlfriends dog chewed them. I wear socks with jandals too!

You just wait yah cheeky coon, I was 10% of the way there when I was 16 then *insert girlfriend here* and it equals back to 0% but feel the love

WINJA, I think you might be a better presenter, you have a nice placid personality.

**The_Dover** · 5th October 2006, 11:05

Are you broadcasting in widescreen?

I have a pair of blue Warehouse jandals that I bought for $1.79 on Anzac weekend 2003 and they are still going strong.

To think some wankers pay sixty bucks for those poncey velcro jesus boots!! mugs.

Edit: correction, it was auckland anniversary weekend I think. I dunno, I was pretty stoned.

**sAsLEX** · 5th October 2006, 11:12

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

This is true. On a personal note, I intend to be a multi-millionare by the time I'm 25, at which time I am going to make a point of sending out fliers through the mail to all predominately WHITE people making fun of their misfortune, living in $600,000 leaking homes and working for other people, like ME. I'll also spend 30 minutes a day making random phone calls to WHITE people from outside their house making fun of their cars and houses. I just hope I don't call my mum or one of my aunties or uncles by accident

I'm also going to setup a television programme about all the white collar crime.

Got to love the hypocracsy there. You dont like being ragged on so you will do it to others when you win lotto, brave.

White, why does this have to be about race, I mean there is lots of Yellow and Brown crime in business.....

**SwanTiger** · 5th October 2006, 11:29

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

Got to love the hypocracsy there. You dont like being ragged on so you will do it to others when you win lotto, brave.

White, why does this have to be about race, I mean there is lots of Yellow and Brown crime in business.....

I'm taking the piss you one eyed pirate! Half my family are "white" !!

I wasn't taking the piss about the millionare thing though, and I've never brought a lotto ticket for myself (I have for other people) and probably never will. $5 for a lotto ticket = $1.70 chips and a spring roll or a piece of hoki fish plus spare change for a can of coke.

Besides that, I'm confident that if I took that $5 and brought shares (or realistically, "A" share) then in two years that $5 could be approximately $47.03. Now, if I took that $47.03 and invested it in a commodity such as (precious metals) silver when its on its down cycle (based on historial charts since the 1970's mega run where a few millionares were made...) of around 6.80 - 7.00 then in a years time I could make a potential $20.10 by waiting for the July - September run where it will occasionally peak by an additional $2.00, sell out the $47.03 invested and net a return of $20.10 making a total of $67.13, or I could get really lucky and it jumps to $12 or some shit.

Anyway, in three years from $5 and fucking around we now have $67.13 ... So approximately 13 times more money than what we started with. Now if you assume $5 a week for 52 weeks, which is $260 a year in lotto tickets, if that $260 is invested with the above method while another $260 in lotto tickets is saved over the year, in another three years ... that's a lot of money. Somewhere between $10,000 and $20,000 in 5 - 6 years.

Enough for a deposit on a home or a new bike.

Again, anyway, none of this accomodates the losses that are bound to be incured nor the fees from brokers, etc. Not to mention I don't think anyone would take a $5 investment. Anyway...