Well! We very nearly weren't fucken coming. Travelling to my place at 6am this morning with bike trailer in tow. Sitting at red light across a busy Wellington route, light goes green, Trashy drive's off and......."FUCK ME!"
Some clown in a Taxi comes hooning through the red, brakes locked up and hauls up 3 feet from my drivers door!
Being the easy going sort of guy I am, I stops, blocking his path and climb slowly and calmly from my car.
I may have been holding something resembling a 12 inch crescent, not sure.
Anyways, the not indigenous taxi driver chucks the Falcon in reverse and staring at me, gives it the shoe.
Tyres spinning in reverse, he makes for a quick escape from the "scene". Being the well trained and totally competant driver he his, all the while looking at me with a look of horror on his ugly mug. Shit, I just wanted to chat!
Well, the nice folks in the Evo/WRX (something, I don't know!) who had natrually stopped at the red behind this turd head were watching as matey fires his cab, full noise in reverse, straight into the front of their car. Air bags deployed, broken glass, taillights, grills, bumbers everywhere.
And old White Trash, doubled over, laughing my fucken arse off in the middle of the street.
Now the cabbie has a real problem. The young chap in the rice rocket is a whole lot bigger than me and now a whole lot more pissed off!
I casually climbed in the whale and burbled off down the road knowing that they'd swap insurance details and have a nice chat over a cup of tea.
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Originally Posted by White trash
at Puke today ?
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