A Redhead joke,

**Maverick** · 28th September 2006, 08:31

A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the road.

She rolls down the window and says to the farmer, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep that you have, can I keep one?"

The farmer figuring that a city girl would never be able to agreed.

The red head guesses the number and is 100% correct. I mean not off by one sheep.

The farmer is an honest man and tells her that she did guess the right number.

She gets out of her car, selects her animal and puts it in the car. Just before she drives away, the farmer asked her a question. "If I can tell you the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?

**Maverick** · 28th September 2006, 08:33

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

**SARGE** · 28th September 2006, 08:40

my wife just read these mav...

i'd think about moving to Oz ..

(bling awarded ... just dont let her know .. )

**Maverick** · 28th September 2006, 08:41

Hey I like Redheads!

**SARGE** · 28th September 2006, 08:46

Originally Posted by Maverick

Hey I like Redheads!

i married one dude.. those are not jokes so much as they are an owners manual..

**Maverick** · 28th September 2006, 08:48

So true...

**BuFfY** · 28th September 2006, 17:40

Aww I am so not like that!

Very funny though

**Beemer** · 30th September 2006, 18:01

I am - the only reason I keep my hair red is because I get some respect when I moan about something!

And I can silence children with one look - they know not to piss off someone with red hair!

**Animal** · 4th October 2006, 02:41

Originally Posted by SARGE

i married one dude.. those are not jokes so much as they are an owners manual..

I worked with a guy a few decades ago who held redheads in extremely high regard, and blondes in contempt. He held this piece of wisdom and would happily quote it in his (gorgeous redhead) wife's company (excuse my French but I'm paraphrasing here)... "Blondes are merely redheads with the fire fucked outta them"! Go figure.