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A couple were going out for the evening. They were ready, all dolled
up, dog put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in
the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes
out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains
to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my
mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed
and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and
biting me as I hauled her downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
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