You know you're a biker when...

[Beemer]

You know you're a biker when...

...90% of your converstation is on bikes, riding, sex, chicks, and stunts

...when you don't bother taking off your helmet when you go inside a gas station to pay for gas or buy a pop.

I can't be a real biker then, because there ain't no way I'm interested in spending my time talking about chicks!

And buying a 'pop' - is that like giving your grand-dad money to hang out with you?

[thehollowmen]

Unless they live in Dunedin, cause then you go slidding down the hill on your arse cause of all the ice and grit

No ya don't!
I survived two winters riding the whole time! Didn't come off once

pulling in the clutch, being my left hand, which is connected to the front brake on American bikes

I do that every time I need to slow on MsM's scooter.

[Mom]

I hope a requirement of being a biker is not knowing what an apostrophe is if you fell over one -- or just threw a few around for the hell of it. Some people have no standards...

Motu, this question is rhetoric so no need for the "?".

LOL......I reckon even bikers should be able to debate punctuation and grammar...(Shit I hope I spelled that right)