Now here's a fuckin stunning headline for you!!

**The_Dover** · 10th October 2006, 17:30

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10405239

Check this shit out. I nearly wet myself, ok I did.

Well done Labour!!! Have big fuckin lesb-up to celebrate.

**Wasp** · 10th October 2006, 17:31

got less of a reason to leave i guess....

**onearmedbandit** · 10th October 2006, 17:41

Originally Posted by Wasp

got less of a reason to leave i guess....

lol, exactly!

**Lou Girardin** · 10th October 2006, 18:15

Originally Posted by Wasp

got less of a reason to leave i guess....

Why would they want to leave?
It's better than home.

**The_Dover** · 10th October 2006, 18:17

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Why would they want to leave?
It's better than home.

I dunno Louberace, your place is pretty plush.

And yer missus is very accomodating.

**Meanie** · 10th October 2006, 18:35

I,d like a holiday in that new resort oh shit i meant prison that they blew overbudget

Was probably the swimming pool that did it, its no bloody wonder my tax bill is so high

**Paul in NZ** · 10th October 2006, 18:38

Yeah well... If this is true...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3822345a11,00.html

Most of them can't leave 'cos they would have to pay for their own drugs... Stink! In fact, this aint a bad idea, get em all hooked on Heroin and then they wouldn't escape at all. In fact, keep em high and they would even think they are free - kindest cut of all....

**The_Dover** · 10th October 2006, 18:38

those motherfuckers. I have to pay for my own drugs goddamnit.

edit: except for the roofies RTRDD slipped me up norf but they gave me a sore arse.

**The Pastor** · 10th October 2006, 22:11

Prision still isnt a nice place to be.

Trust me.

**scumdog** · 10th October 2006, 22:15

Originally Posted by renegade master

Prision still isnt a nice place to be.

Trust me.

I only hope....

**Lou Girardin** · 11th October 2006, 05:49

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I dunno Louberace, your place is pretty plush.

And yer missus is very accomodating.

Those two comments prove you've never been here. Sorry Cassanova.
Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?

**ManDownUnder** · 11th October 2006, 08:18

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?

Nothing wrong with nice heffers lumps...

**The_Dover** · 11th October 2006, 08:24

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Those two comments prove you've never been here. Sorry Cassanova.
Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?

Are you telling me the old dear next door has been seducing me with tea and choccy biccies again? That harlot.

18 stone? There's no anorexic chicks out my way bro.....