It's so dark in here...

[Jantar]

While her husband is at work wife is "playing" with her lover. She doesn't know that her kid is in hiding in the wardrobe.
Suddenly her husband arrives home. The wife put her lover into the wardrobe.
Kid: It's so dark here.
Lover: Yes it is.
-I've got a baseball.
-That's good.
-Don't you want to buy it?
-No, thanks.
-My father is out there.
-Ok, how much is it?
-250 bucks.

Next week the same happens, and the lover and kid are together in the wardrobe again.

Kid: It's so dark here.
Lover: Yes it is.
-I've got a baseball glove.
-Well, how much is it?
-750 bucks.
-Ok, I buy it.

A few days later the father invites his kid to play baseball.
-I cannot-says the boy -I sold the equipment.
-Did you??? For how much?
-1000 dollars.
-Oh my God, it is terrible, it is much more than what I paid for them! How could you do that with your friends? I take you to the church to confess!

In the church the kid sit in the confessional.
Kid: It's so dark here.
Cleric: Don't come with that bullshit again!

[Brett]

AHAHAHAHHA i like that.

[hXc]

Yeah, that's ok. But, I could see it coming as soon as the father said that he'll take the son to the church.