New drink!

**Headbanger** · 29th June 2009, 22:52

I have fond memories of drinking a concrete mixer, followed by the immediate ejection of the contents of my stomach, which amounted to 20 beers and a plate of chips. Luckily most of the group of people I projectile vomited on were strangers, and I was able to pretend it wasn't me by walking into the public bar and throwing up in there to the amusement of a few punters.

At this time I changed tact and just denied knowing anything about the spewed on people in the lounge bar, the puddle of spew in the public bar, the spew on my chin or the spew down my jumper.

At which time the bar manager told me he had just seen me pull of the entire stunt, so I called him a liar and challenged him and his staff to some good old fashioned fisticuffs.

ah yes, fond memories.

**sinfull** · 29th June 2009, 23:12

Originally Posted by Headbanger

ah yes, fond memories.

OMG that was almost identical to the night i got married but it was a minister rather than a bar manager !
No wait, apparently i met the wife after a bottle of mezcal tequila, she thought it was cute the way my boots were hanging out from under a toilet stall every time someone went in !
I wasn't so much fun after i came to and the mescalin was still ruling my persona !
But she came back next day and filled me in on allll the details ! I thought how could you not go home with someone with such a good memory ! The rest is history but i forget now !
mehhh i'll ask the kids !

**Fatt Max** · 30th June 2009, 07:13

Originally Posted by Trudes

Anywhere is better than in the eye.

Yeah, tell me about it.......

**crazyhorse** · 30th June 2009, 07:19

I think this is brilliant - ha ha ha ha

**ajturbo** · 30th June 2009, 07:22

hahahhha... LOVE your wife .....!!!!

i like her love of danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooooooo you get another one?

hahahahhahahahah

**ajturbo** · 30th June 2009, 07:34

Originally Posted by ajturbo

hahahhha... LOVE your wife .....!!!!

i like her love of danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooooooo you get another one?

hahahahhahahahah

i ment drink... not wife

**coffeejunkie** · 30th June 2009, 08:47

OMG! Seeing as i know your better half this was a classic

**BiK3RChiK** · 30th June 2009, 09:27

Every guy should have one of those drinks at least once in his life!

**Stirts** · 30th June 2009, 11:56

Originally Posted by BiK3RChiK

Every guy should have one of those drinks at least once in his life!

A drink as substitute? Nah, I think most men would prefer the real thing!!

I wonder about the percentage of men who have looked at a dog licking his balls, and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? I would say most, if not all men have thought this. AND I am pretty sure most have attempted the act of autofellatio, or solo-sucking.

EDIT: Now on further investigation, I have found a way for the not so flexible males amongst us.....

STEP 1.....Lube up some PVC pipe

STEP 2.....Pump and suck

**davebullet** · 30th June 2009, 12:52

Originally Posted by Stirts

I wonder about the percentage of men who have looked at a dog licking his balls, and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? I would say most, if not all men have thought this.

That's honestly one thing I've never thought about. I've never thought about licking my dogs balls.