New drink!

[Hans]

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.

Bwaaaaa....
Must spread around before you can rep some more....

[Mschvs]

I finally talked the Mrs into coming out with me for a few drinks.
While we were Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk me into having one.
After a while I gave in and let her order the drink for me. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.

I looked at the items quizzically and the Mrs finally explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, being the sort of bloke i am, trying to go along and please her, i went for it.

I put the salt on my tongue........salty but OK.

I drank the shot of Baileys and held it in my mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. I think........this is OK.

Finally I pick up the lime juice and drank it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hit

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdled

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hit

4. At four seconds it feels as if I had a mouth full of nasty snot

This triggers a gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint the girlfriend, I swallowed the foul tasting drink.

When I'd finally choked it down, I turned to the girlfriend, and said, Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiled widely at me and said, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

I call it the concrete mixer!! Haha ... usually bypass the salt though to be honest ... guess that's what makes it blow job revenge!!!

[NDORFN]

I call it the concrete mixer!! Haha ... usually bypass the salt though to be honest ... guess that's what makes it blow job revenge!!!

Funny how women see it as revenge. Fucken feminists.

[crazyhorse]

I still think this is a good one - maybe I'll try it on someone...... hmmmmmm!!!

[gatch]

Funny how women see it as revenge. Fucken feminists.

I was under the impression woman loved a mouthful

[merv]

Anywhere is better than in the eye.

Remind me not to do that to you then

[shafty]

So....................SINFULL swallows, - who would've known? LOL

Reminds me of when the Girlfriend whispered "Make love to me like in the movies"
So I rammed it up her butt then came on her face.
Apparently we watch different movies

[one fast tl1ooo]

New cocktail A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they'resitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about thisreally great new drink.The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and startstrying to talk her boyfriend into having one.After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. TheBartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: 1. A salt shaker2. A shot of Baileys3. A shot of lime juice The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.And finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. 1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits 2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles 3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistencyhits 4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting todisappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and says"Jesus what do you call that drink?' She smiles widely at him and says,'Blow Job Revenge.'