How Men and Women Differ

**homer** · 15th February 2008, 18:26

Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI

I love the last bit

as for the last bit

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**homer** · 15th February 2008, 18:27

And i recken ive put on a kilo per year i havnt been married

**Daffyd** · 15th February 2008, 18:43

True...Oh so true.

**MVnut** · 15th February 2008, 19:57

Us men are lucky, we have braincells in two places, although the ones in our skulls often get lonely

**homer** · 15th February 2008, 20:44

Ya just think with ya head ....thats all that matters

**Mikkel** · 16th February 2008, 12:43

I think I've put on close to four kg every year I haven't been married...

**Frenchy** · 1st August 2009, 12:47

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

**Grahameeboy** · 1st August 2009, 12:52

Yeah when I saw your name "Frenchy", I assumed you were female

**gatch** · 1st August 2009, 13:00

Originally Posted by Frenchy

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Gold..

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**LBD** · 1st August 2009, 15:16

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH OF IT!

**roadracingoldfart** · 3rd August 2009, 22:16

Originally Posted by Frenchy

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Ohhh shit yes mate , bang on