Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the garden of their rest home having a smoke.
It starts to drizzle, so the first lady reaches into her pocket and pulls out a condom with the end cut off.
She slides the condom over the ciggy and continues to smoke.
'Whats that for?' says the second lady.
'The condom keeps my ciggy dry.'
The second old lady was impressed by this trick and resolved to buy some condoms next time she was at the drug store.
When she gets to the store she approaches the chemist and asks for some condoms.
The chemist was a bit surprised by this old lady wanting condoms but asks "What size would you like?"
The old lady replies "Big enough to fit a camel."
The chemist faints.
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