South Island KB Rally

**Rashika** · 15th November 2006, 12:05

Originally Posted by idb

Rum for me.
It should go well with my Movember pirate moustache.

oh goody...another victim with hair to be removed

plenty of rum for that man ...hehehe

**Fatjim** · 15th November 2006, 12:33

Why does "KB rally" look so much like "KY Jelly" at a quick glance?

**scumdog** · 15th November 2006, 13:09

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Why does "KB rally" look so much like "KY Jelly" at a quick glance?

"Cos something you're doing is slowly making you go blind????

**dangerous** · 15th November 2006, 18:14

KIWIBIKER south Island Rally

saturday 9th Dec 06

So then, its like this

We will overnight at the shearers quarters 6km the out of Otematata for drinks and grub..........then on Sunday go up to MtCook on a group ride. Then its each off home, at a time that suits each rider etc.

Any enquires re: the shearers quarters p/m Rural Man, any enquires from the upper half of the South Is try Dangerous or Skyrider, Lower south Is try Scumdog or one of them southeren lot.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 15th November 2006, 19:07

hhhmmm....

Magnum P.I

gets the sense for what innocently appears to be "The Sheep Shaggers Society" Southern Shindig..

IS infact however.. REALLY a cleverly disguised front

for the "Drunken Debuchery Directory's" devine Deity's de-flowering Doo....

**miSTa** · 15th November 2006, 19:11

No, you've got it all wrong, we're not like that at all...

**Rashika** · 15th November 2006, 19:26

Originally Posted by Mr Sensible

No, you've got it all wrong, we're not like that at all...

not half you aint... especially on that hot diggerty dog new beema of yours, which i have still yet to spy

**miSTa** · 15th November 2006, 19:40

What are you try say G? I'm not like all the other boys...

I had the BMW at Ruapuna when I was flag marshal for the BoB, you should've missed it.

**Ruralman** · 15th November 2006, 21:03

Originally Posted by phaedrus

while we're discussing drink, I'll be bringing some vodka. Anyone want to help?

We will find a nice quiet corner for you

Originally Posted by idb

Rum for me.
It should go well with my Movember pirate moustache.

Mental note to oneself - remember to take the handpiece

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

hhhmmm....

Magnum P.I

gets the sense for what innocently appears to be "The Sheep Shaggers Society" Southern Shindig..

IS infact however.. REALLY a cleverly disguised front

for the "Drunken Debuchery Directory's" devine Deity's de-flowering Doo....

Don't you go bringing your Northern SI judgement day proclamations down on us innocent southern lads - we only bring spirits because in emergencies they can be used to power the bike if we should runout of fuel just before we get there - or to numb us from the cold as we sit on the roadside waiting for help. If we do happen to get there safely then we really don't need to take it home 'cos we know we can get there without running out - soooo what are we to do??

**Ruralman** · 15th November 2006, 21:20

Originally Posted by dangerous

KIWIBIKER south Island Rally

saturday 9th Dec 06

So then, its like this

We will overnight at the shearers quarters 6km the out of Otematata for drinks and grub..........then on Sunday go up to MtCook on a group ride. Then its each off home, at a time that suits each rider etc.

Any enquires re: the shearers quarters p/m Rural Man, any enquires from the upper half of the South Is try Dangerous or Skyrider, Lower south Is try Scumdog or one of them southeren lot.

The shearers 1/4s have beds for at least 20 plus the lounge area could cope with a bit of an overflow on sofas etc so I doubt we'll run out of room, plus there are a few staying at Twizel (you'll regret you didn't join us!) and at least one staying with Oldrider.
The ones I assume are staying at the quarters are : me, SD (2), Jantar (2), Dangerous, rashika, phaedrus, Mr Unsensible,98TLS, Woodybee, - there were a few others who responded to the survey - please reply to this or PM me to confirm and the same for anyone else not on that list who wants to come.
The other thing is - is there anyone able to bring something that can play a few CD's or amp up an MP3 player? Always good to have some music which can be in the foreground or background depending on the night.
Oldrider is going to take his gas bottle up to hook into the BBQ - I'll chuck a bag of sausages or chops or both out of my freezer and into my bag to thaw out on the way up. So bring something for breakfast and we can get the other bits up there. We'll need to do a wee collection to pay for a box of beer for the manager but with the numbers coming that won't add up to much.
Cheers
Bruce

**MyGSXF:Me** · 15th November 2006, 21:22

Originally Posted by Ruralman

Don't you go bringing your Northern SI judgement day proclamations down on us innocent southern lads - we only bring spirits because in emergencies they can be used to power the bike if we should runout of fuel just before we get there - or to numb us from the cold as we sit on the roadside waiting for help. If we do happen to get there safely then we really don't need to take it home 'cos we know we can get there without running out - soooo what are we to do??

HHHmmmmm.... weeelll.... personally it is of my belief.. that behind every good woman, sits her man.. on the BITCH seat, bound & gagged...

sssooooo.... seeing how as good women are highly organised,

none of the above mentioned dilemmas would therefore eventuate..

& IF per chance you were to be found sitting on the roadside waiting for help.. it would mean that you have obviously been a very bad bad boy...

**Ruralman** · 15th November 2006, 21:27

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

HHHmmmmm.... weeelll.... personally it is of my belief.. that behind every good woman, sits her man.. on the BITCH seat, bound & gagged...

sssooooo.... seeing how as good women are highly organised,

none of the above mentioned dilemmas would therefore eventuate..

& IF per chance you were to be found sitting on the roadside waiting for help.. it would mean that you have obviously been a very bad bad boy...

The very thought of pouring good whiskey into the gas tank - or shivering on the side of the road would make sure any bloke would be well enough organised to make sure that didn't happen - and if it did - he'd rip off the poorly tied up bindings, kick you up the arse for driving so bloody uneconomically and send you off looking for fuel while he enjoyed a wee drop on the roadside!!!!!!
Anyway - are you coming or just enjoying the sniping??

**MyGSXF:Me** · 15th November 2006, 21:38

Originally Posted by Ruralman

The very thought of pouring good whiskey into the gas tank - or shivering on the side of the road would make sure any bloke would be well enough organised to make sure that didn't happen - and if it did - he'd rip off the poorly tied up bindings, kick you up the arse for driving so bloody uneconomically and send you off looking for fuel while he enjoyed a wee drop on the roadside!!!!!!
Anyway - are you coming or just enjoying the sniping??

sniping is good....

dunno yet mate...

I do have a 50th to go to in Timaru the weekend before.. & was thinkin of trying to make a good week or so out of it.. lot of sussing to do to organise it all..

**miSTa** · 15th November 2006, 21:51

Originally Posted by Ruralman

...The ones I assume are staying at the quarters are : me...

We have a rocket scientist in our midst...

Originally Posted by Ruralman

...Mr Unsensible...

**scumdog** · 15th November 2006, 22:49

Originally Posted by Ruralman

The shearers 1/4s have beds for at least 20 plus the lounge area could cope with a bit of an overflow on sofas etc so I doubt we'll run out of room, plus there are a few staying at Twizel (you'll regret you didn't join us!) and at least one staying with Oldrider.
The ones I assume are staying at the quarters are : me, SD (2), Jantar (2), Dangerous, rashika, phaedrus, Mr Unsensible,98TLS, Woodybee, Bruce

Ah, at the moment it appears I will be flying solo, CB has work that weekend.

(SOMEBODY has to pay for my lifestyle)