Life as it should be.....

**_Gina_** · 24th October 2006, 11:01

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

**Motu** · 24th October 2006, 11:06

So you haven't seen Red Dwarf? You need to ask the Cat about the Backwards World.

**_Gina_** · 24th October 2006, 11:16

I did randomly see some of the episodes but not enough to know who is whom.....

Which one of these characters is the Cat?

**Kornholio** · 24th October 2006, 11:29

The black guy with the fangs and serious pride issues

**Motu** · 24th October 2006, 11:32

The Cat was seriously traumatised when he went into the bushes for a crap - think about it!

**SixPackBack** · 24th October 2006, 11:34

Sounds good Girlygirl.
Being small enough to crawl into a Virgina and dying there sounds like heaven.

**Paul in NZ** · 24th October 2006, 11:46

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Sounds good Girlygirl.
Being small enough to crawl into a Virgina and dying there sounds like heaven.

I knew a bloke that was pretty small and although he never died in there, apparently passion did...

**_Gina_** · 24th October 2006, 11:56

I found this and I am sure I remember watching it.....

Rimmer: Look, sooner or later, we're gonna have to face the fact that we're not all gonna get out of this in one piece. Or if we are, it's gonna be one big flat piece.
Lister: And?
Rimmer: It's time we decided who's gonna take the one-man escape pod.
The Cat: How?
Rimmer: Well, if you'll just bear with me, I think I've devised a fair and equitable system of choosing who should survive. It's based on age, rank, seniority, usefulness... to cut a long story short it's me. I was as stunned as you are, which is why I demanded a recount. But blow me! It didn't come out of me again! Keys?
Lister: Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option.
Rimmer: Why not?
Lister: It escaped last Thursday. I was having a few beers. I didn't bother to get up, so I used the release mechanism as a bottle opener.

**judecatmad** · 24th October 2006, 12:05

Oh I miss Red Dwarf!

**KATWYN** · 24th October 2006, 12:20

Originally Posted by girlygirl

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

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I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????

**Kornholio** · 24th October 2006, 12:35

Originally Posted by KATWYN

I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????

Knowing GG she would mean 'orgasm'

Oh and Red Dwarf is on UKTV a few nights a week...God bless it

**2much** · 24th October 2006, 12:39

Originally Posted by girlygirl

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

what drugs are you on and where do i get some?

sounds all good, except i doubt you're gonna be very popular when you have to jam a baby up it's mothers pussy

**_Gina_** · 24th October 2006, 12:40

Originally Posted by KATWYN

I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????

I read it as Orgasm, or the end result of such....

Although technically you are right, you would end up as an organism.

**_Gina_** · 24th October 2006, 12:46

Originally Posted by 2much

what drugs are you on and where do i get some?
sounds all good, except i doubt you're gonna be very popular when you have to jam a baby up it's mothers pussy

HA, C section could take care of that for those that are opposed