Life as it should be.....

[stify]

Mate - stify's an "appliance" - take 2 C sized batteries and hums a very monotonous song that drives GG mental

the humming comes from the hoover i'm pushin round GG's lounge....after she's put some new batteries in me..

[_Gina_]

well.....{snip}....ahh no

Well that reply, young man, earns you a blowie

[stify]

Well that reply, young man, earns you a blowie

damn, more flies for dinner.....

[_Gina_]

well.....if i recieve payment from me brother for GG's weekend rental,deduct all costs involved, and balance that out with the amount of stick this post is gunna get me.....ahh no

Falling asleep drunk next to your brother doesn't really count does it???

Although the reaction of his girlfriend finding us there on her bed was priceless.....

[ukbandit]

you spend your last 9 months


suckin tit!!!!!!

[phaedrus]

Look at the flip side of the coin. It's not all good.
Take someone like, say, St Francis of Assisi.
in this universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals.

Or Santa Claus - What a bastard!
He's the big fat git who sneeks down chimneys and steals all the kids favourite toys.

[Kornholio]

Look at the flip side of the coin. It's not all good.
Take someone like, say, St Francis of Assisi.
in this universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals.

Or Santa Claus - What a bastard!
He's the big fat git who sneeks down chimneys and steals all the kids favourite toys.

Honda's would be .....fast!!!!

[iwilde]

I read it as Orgasm, or the end result of such....

Although technically you are right, you would end up as an organism.

Would that be the same as "the big bang theory"?

[Brett]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Mate, I read a book that had that as the basic plot! Only some other disturbing factors thrown in...cant remember the name for the life of me...