The headline of the year is...

**boomer** · 26th October 2006, 12:22

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Technically no. A cloaca is a multipurpose orifice of breathtaking versatility. I would encourage you to look it up, not to be confused with looking up one. Although you may decide to do the former either before or after the latter. Different folks have different strokes. Apparently.

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?

**limbimtimwim** · 26th October 2006, 12:45

Originally Posted by boomer

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?

When he was born 'P' stood for 'Porcelain' which was new-fangled then.

**Hitcher** · 26th October 2006, 15:24

Originally Posted by boomer

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?

Do you have a st stutter?

**MacD** · 26th October 2006, 15:27

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Technically no. A cloaca is a multipurpose orifice of breathtaking versatility. I would encourage you to look it up, not to be confused with looking up one. Although you may decide to do the former either before or after the latter. Different folks have different strokes. Apparently.

Actually, looking up one is exactly what you have to do if you're a chicken sexer!

**boomer** · 26th October 2006, 21:48

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Do you have a st stutter?

no, ive got 3 anus's

**Hitcher** · 27th October 2006, 10:54

Originally Posted by boomer

no, ive got 3 anus's

Anuses. You've got three anuses.

**Big Dave** · 27th October 2006, 10:57

Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad & the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl & Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in & the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over & Daryl looked & said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomerin to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him & said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over & Gomer looked down & said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes..."

(assholes is the right word in context thanks hitch.)