OK SO I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE.
I PARK IN TOWN 5 PARKS EITHER SIDE OF ME AND I GO OFF TO THE LOCAL MAG SHOP TO SEE WHATS NEW... HMMMM ALL GOOD. . . TAP TAP TAP ON MY SHOULDER,, ER EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU OWN A GREEN MOTOR BIKE... ERR YEA I DO, WHY?
WELL SIR I THINK YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AS A LADY JUST REVERSED INTO YOUR BIKE ... AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH0*^%&#%@&$(%^ GRRR ... SO I GO OUT TO SEE MY BRAND NEW ZX6R LAYING THERE HALF UNDER A CAR AND A WOMAN LOOKING AT MY BRIGHT GREEN BIKE SAYING I DID NOT SEE IT??? oops sorry for yelling..I look at her and say its bright green and you have 5 parks either side ??? sorry she says, I smile and try to fight the urge, i feel my face changing colour and that sick feeling creeping into my guts as I pick my pride and joy up... she is lucky as she only caused about 1000 in damage but lets face it, a brand new bike 1 week old, are these people really that blind?
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