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Kewl. That makes Mr Knobhead my mate then. I'd better track him down and apologise, and invite him out for a beer.Originally Posted by Jim2
Is MacBeth playing anywhere at the moment? Perhaps Knobby and I could go and watch it together, and become latterday Rosencrantz and Guildensterns, or Horatio and Omelette (I'd obviously be the Omelette).
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
e mare libertas
Noooooooo! You must NOT speak the name of the Scottish Play!
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
Also, wouldn't it have been marvellous if you'd thought to come back at him with "Thou liest, thou shag-ear'd villain!"?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
parting of the sensory
Firstly, I didn't SPEAK it, only wrote it. It's not the same thing.
Secondly, my name is Scottish, so I have a right to, surely?
Fourthly, I'm not at all superstitious.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
parting of the sensory
Buggrit (Millenium Hand and Shrimp) - I didn't think of that.
I just realised that would've been the perfect use for my "Shakespearean Insult Kit", but I've deleted the thing from my PC, and I caint remember who sent it to me.
Heh - MacHomer.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
e mare libertas
The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare are available for public-domain download at http://www.gutenberg.net/etext/100.I just realised that would've been the perfect use for my "Shakespearean Insult Kit", but I've deleted the thing from my PC, and I caint remember who sent it to me.
Heh - MacHomer.
Wasn't MacHomer marvellous?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
parting of the sensory
Verily goodly.
But I was talking about this kit - it was a way of creating semi-authentic Shakespearean insults. You selected one word or phrase from each column, prepended it with a "Thou", and applied. So you'd end up with phrases like "Thou addle-pated pox-infested badger scrotum" (or that sort of thing).
Very useful for service station forecourt encounters with penile-featured CroMagnon shitbox drivers.
I knew you would have been to see it. I took the whole famdamily, and they thought it was great.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Mobile Oil Stain
The guy wasn't qouting Mcbeth,he was just useing a common prison term for loser,dickhead, ect ect,take your pick, but it wasn't Shakespear.
Obey the hosebeast
Then perhaps Naenae primary school was a bad school after all...he was just using a common prison term for loser,dickhead, etc etc
Forum whore
He was unknowingly quoting Shakespeare. That is where that phrase along with a great many other phrases, insults and even words come from. Shakespeare invented the word bubble. Try to describe how a Hookah pipe works without using the word bubble.The guy wasn't qouting Mcbeth,he was just useing a common prison term for loser,dickhead, ect ect,take your pick, but it wasn't Shakespear.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
sphere of gas below the surface of a liquid, like?
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Loud and Uncouth
Quote:"Very useful for service station forecourt encounters with penile-featured CroMagnon shitbox drivers."
A man after my own heart mr FS, nothing like a cutting description and saves everybody wondering if they can imagine the sort of person you are talking about. :sneaky2:
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
OMG. on my return home from auckland at about 10pm last night i encountered what i reckon was the worst driving that i have ever seen (and i've seen some bad stuff...) toyota ceres, windows fogged up, lights on high beam behind me at takanini. i had to slow to 40kph before they pulled out and passed me. all the way down the m/way oncoming cars were flicking their lights, the ceres speed fluctuated between 70kph and 130. then at the top of the bombays they were doing 50kph. i passed them and took off, trying to make some space, but no, in the 80k at meremere i got caught behind a truck, and they were behind me again - lights still on high, about 1 metre off my tail. again i had to slow to 20kph before they would pass, then i followed them with my lights on high this time, to try and drill it home to them. no luck. they passed the truck using the right turn lane into the drag strip., and took off - i reckoned at about 150k. i cruised at 105 or so, until the south end of long swamp, where there ar a heap of cones where they're widening the road. here's the ceres doing 30kph!!!! fucking hell. i actually considered stopping them and throwing their keys into the paddock at this stage, but i sailed off into the distance, taking my chances with the HP on a friday night. then unbeleivably, at the ohinewai expressway, they came up AGAIN, lights STILL on full, and disappeared off into the distance at i reckoned over 160k. at the end of the expressway i saw some HP lights, and hoped like hell they had been snapped. i got all the way into huntly, didn't see the patrol car, then finally on a blind bend in the taupiri gorge they had decided to stop for the lights and siren. i was so riled i stopped, and if i hadn't have known the cop, i would have broken that fucking high beam stalk off, taken the keys out, and thrown them in the river. i went off, said my piece, then settled down. here's the list of tickets:
fails to dip headlights: $150
uses unavailable lane to overtake: $150
exceeds 100kph (155k) - court appearance and roadside suspension
drives when previously forbidden (no licence held - ever) - impounded car.
this was the most stressful drive i have ever had from auck - cb, but i felt a lot better knowing another incompetent potential killer was off the road.
Forum whore
Until he gets another car.
In a couple of days, with some mates, a screwdriver, and a wire coathanger.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Slower than Ixion
Damn Marty. I hope there is a high chance of that fool getting jail time.
Having been forbidden means the fool has been done before and shows they have no intention of changing. That person imho should be forbidden for life. Never alowed to get a licence, own a motor vehicle or produce offspring.
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