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    eek Somewhere where Brian Tamaki would fit it...

    A mate of mine in the states sent me the link to this website... some of the shit on it are right up there with the "density Cult" beliefs...

    Funny shit...

    Main slogan: The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist... Unsaved are NOT welcome.

    Tampons... Satans little cotton fingers:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

    they even have bible quizes:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html

    I'm pretty sure its a pisstake website... but yeah whatever
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    I'm pretty sure its a pisstake website... but yeah whatever
    Methinks you're right. It was the "Heathen" T-Shirt ad that gave it away...
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    The 'Accept Jesus and get a free PlayStation 2' did it for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    The 'Accept Jesus and get a free PlayStation 2' did it for me!

    lol yeah... I even considered clicking on it...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Nice one! Piss-take it might be but religion in the Southern States is downright scary. I was working in Memphis for a few weeks and had a biker tee shirt which said on the back " If you haven't seen God, you're not riding hard enough". One of the American guys I was working with strongly advised me not to wear it as he reckoned that one of the loony religious types (they don't call it the Bible Belt for nothing) would actually take a shot at me!! He wasn't kidding either.

    Overall, I like Americans but some of their approaches to religion are just as extreme as the worst Muslim traits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird View Post
    Nice one! Piss-take it might be but religion in the Southern States is downright scary. I was working in Memphis for a few weeks and had a biker tee shirt which said on the back " If you haven't seen God, you're not riding hard enough". One of the American guys I was working with strongly advised me not to wear it as he reckoned that one of the loony religious types (they don't call it the Bible Belt for nothing) would actually take a shot at me!! He wasn't kidding either.

    Overall, I like Americans but some of their approaches to religion are just as extreme as the worst Muslim traits.
    All extremists are dangerous!

    Why can't they just be more like me, I am extremely fond of motorcycles and freedom! John.

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    Its a parody of the entire evangelical christian right thing in the US, but at least in its early days it was heavily influence as a parody of the Westboro Baptist Church & Fred Phelps of www.godhatesfags.com fame (or is that infamy?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    All extremists are dangerous!

    Why can't they just be more like me, I am extremely fond of motorcycles and freedom! John.
    Right on Or. I'm exstreamly fond of fishing, and dangerouse to the fish.

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    Funny that, I thought of him when I saw the title of this thread.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church = LAFFS
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    I still prefer (Christian) American Superpower to the rest. Their extremists don't seem to be hell bent on world destruction. I only wish the rest would stop poking the giant. He only wants the oil and space to set up Mc Donald outlets. To be honest I want the oil to and I only need enough for good bitumen and a full tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK B View Post
    I still prefer (Christian) American Superpower to the rest. Their extremists don't seem to be hell bent on world destruction.
    You're taking the piss, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    You're taking the piss, right?
    Yup, mind you someones gotta be at the top of the pile and I still prefer the good ol USA's Constitution which keeps their Government in check. (even it it's difficult to tell at times.)

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    They've over ridden huge chunks of the Constitution since 9/11. I will post a summary tomorrow.
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