For McJim

[Maverick]

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."

Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The man replies, "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years". The biker asks, "Where are the brakes?"

[McJim]

You're a sick puppy dog. Did you make that up yourself?

[Maverick]

You're a sick puppy dog. Did you make that up yourself?

Ah, that would explain why I keep having urges to urinate on lamposts.

[Maverick]

Guy on a Honda pulls up to a toll booth. Toll collector says "Two dollars". Honda rider says "Sold!"