The Gansta Forum

[jonbuoy]

what a pack of fucking retards and a perfect example of why americans should be segregated from the civilised world.

if only we could spread deadly viruses via the internt and wipe out those fuckin porch monkeys, yo!

I watched the Ali G movie last night and it has actually helped me, I was starting to get a bit homesick and thinking of going back to the UK but when I was reminded of how many of these wannabe fuckwits there are back there I woke up a bit. Gangstas??? why, cos they listen to fucking rap music and talk funny?

Let legalise gang warfare, give them a little patch to play on and then turn away as they massacre each other.

Fark....

Half an episode of eastenders is enough to make my homesickness fade away. I keep a picture of Carol Vorderman for emergencies.

[WRT]

my first fight was against dis racist kid in elementary skoo....adn he got in more hitz cause i had to pull my pantz up da whole time...but basicly he caught me on a good day cause any other time id be wearin a belt and i would've whoop his ass...

Bwahahahahaha!!! Fking classic, that material is GOLD I tells ya.

[WRT]

It ain`t that I`m poor(I`ve got money),I just don`t wanna pay a dollar and somethin for a king size packet of Reeses cups or 70 cents for a Hershey bar. That shit adds up

Sweet merciful Lord, where do these people come from?

[Damon]

I registered but i have to wait for a mod to approve me before i can stir some shizzle, this is gonna be whack yo!

[The_Dover]

damn, heaps of white gangters in there aye, i was looking through their pictures and i think i saw dover in there aka true crip. i better start replying to him in gangster language.
yo cuzzin wats up biarch u still b hittn that big az black nigga ass l8ly ova @ da bar dawg. neways im outa ere dawgs, gona lax out n watch sum movies l8rs dover aka ghost eyes

are you on crack bitch?

I've never met you and hope I never will.

Fucking freak.

[ManDownUnder]

Sweet merciful Lord, where do these people come from?

Well... it's time you found out

The Mummy Gansta and the Daddy Gangsta get married and they're in love. They choose when the time is right to have a baby then the Daddy Gansta puts a baby in the Mummy Gangsta's tummy.

(Can someone please translate that Gansta speak?)

[WRT]

(Can someone please translate that Gansta speak?)

Grab yo 'self sum ho n get yo freak on ma nizzle

[ManDownUnder]

Grab yo 'self sum ho n get yo freak on ma nizzle

So many words, so little content. Amasing.

Just one question - what the fuck is a nizzle?

[WRT]

Urban Dictionary is your friend . . .

[ManDownUnder]

Urban Dictionary is your friend . . .

That's too funny. The bad ass gangsters don't say "nigger".

They've gone PC???

[Hitcher]

Gahhhh! Thud.

[The_Dover]

Go on Hitch, join up and edumacate those bad ass mo'fo's on the use of proper grammar and the apostrophe.

[Whynot]

omg !!11!!!1!
the great unwashed have finally discovered the interweb

[Sniper]

omg !!11!!!1!
the great unwashed have finally discovered the interweb

The great unwashed have always been a part of it,

[ManDownUnder]

The great unwashed have always been a part of it,

As a member of the great occassionally washed I'd like to point out we are part of it too, although we were a little slow off the mark