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    A girly threesome

    well I now have permission from Buellbabe to tell all her adoring fans about her latest escapade.
    Seeing as we had some interesting events accur to 3 of our Kb chickies over the last weekend, I thought I would round it all up in a thread.

    So going by order of events firstly its...

    MyGSXF
    Now MyGSXF would just like to say as the moral to her story is NEVER, EVER try to remove those rubber overboat thingys after having spent 5 hours in the saddle in the pouring rain on the way to the greymouth st race, get some generous bloke or partner to do it for you instead! You may well end up with a visit to the horried-spital to get some close attention of the docs, and a plastic splint/cast thingy to wear for 6 weeks for a finger that threw out some tendons.

    Next it is the turn of...
    BuellBabe
    Now the moral of her story is, if heading to a party make sure you Do NOT need to go back to the arriving vehicle for any reason, especially without a torch. But if you do need to, make sure you are well and truely DRUNK first, it will make the fall into the ditch just that much easier.
    After her inexpected tumble, BB toughed it out for a few days (shes a hard woman mate ) but then decided a visit to the horried-spital was probably overdue. 3 days, including a 20 hour stint on a guerney, and an operation later she returned home. And now has to contemplate her navel for the best part of 6 weeks, and probably could do with a huge supply of good dvds to watch. And with no computer access at home she cant communicate with her caring public (and will probably get VERY bored), so I can pass on any well wishes.... flowers, homehelp, tequila all greatfully accepted

    well thats about it I guess, so you can all go back to your sunday papers now...


    oh yeah I forgot someone...
    Rashika managed to attempt the NZ record for flying thru/over? a 10ft wire fence which magically appeared over the road it had not been moments earlier, and succeeded in having her first wee off in over 15 years. Wooping bruises and an Xray later, nothing broken, just pride.
    The moral, always wear gloves, and get xray vision goggles so you have a chance to actually SEE said invisible fence for those predawn escapades in greymouth.
    All I can say I'm proud (fkn NOT!!!) to have been first blood on the greymouth st curcuit of 06
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    Cool

    Flaming heck......... so thats the 3 chicks down in the mainland.....

    Just as well us Northern gals are much stronger... and tougher....




    Seriously, you all take it easy and rest up...
    And get back out on the bikes real soon.

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    And commiserations to all! Dontcha just hate it when that happens!
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    Sorry to hear it Chickies.

    Get well soon.
    Cheers

    Merv

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    I want a refund! that thread title is just too misleading. lol

    Sorry to hear of your troubles girls, hope everyone feels better soon, especially BB, that sounds like torture.
    Heal well and fast.

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    A warning! Stay away from those three, God knows what disaster will befall you! If thats only one weekend what sort of condition are you 3 going to be in by the end of the year? Rest up and stay indoors methinks

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    Not the sort of threesome we want to hear about ......


















    injuries I mean.
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    Hey, hope you guys get up and riding soon!! Take care fellow biker angels

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    Crikey! That ain't no good! Thanks for giving an update on the circumstances (make mental note : don't go back in the dark, don't pull off tight bits and never, ever do an inadvertent, unplanned superman )

    Hope you all rest up, recover and throw your leg back over the saddles when you can!

    ... I thought ladies were meant to be more safer riders than the testy-rony lads! (another mental note : engage my brain before twisting the wrist!)
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    So you all had a good time then??
    Seriously, commiserations to you all, hope you are back in the saddle again soon
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    At least I got to cum first..!!! Was it as good for you two as it was for me...???!!! & if ya know of any good fellas out there who can help me get undressed.. put him in my santa sack for chrissy!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Get well soon "chickies"/KB girlies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    At least I got to cum first..!!! Was it as good for you two as it was for me...???!!! & if ya know of any good fellas out there who can help me get undressed.. put him in my santa sack for chrissy!
    Nah sorry mate, they're myth/gay aren't they

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    Hey gals hope you all heal fast.
    buggar that you all got hurt while out to play.

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    Hi
    Your trip was full of drama and maybe one to forget. Nice to know you are at least safely back home after all that. Do you have any good pics of the war wounds? Hope the bikes are all good. Cheers

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