Red Necks
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A MINNESOTA RADIO STATION REPORTING ON
THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting in Northern Minnesota. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen
These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the
new NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking open water
area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.
Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a
passing duck,is going to take a little more power than the average drill
auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new
Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40
second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists,
afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away
after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator),
decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse;
then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG..??? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used
for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the
dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick
of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and,
with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream
and holler at the dog to stop. The Dog, now apparently cheered on by his
master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots
the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to
stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then
continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing,
becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks
these two geniuses have gone insane.
The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new
Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end,
he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with
"I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use
of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay. . .doing fine.
And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South..
Apols if repost but pmsl.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Reply With Quote
Originally Posted by nadroj
Bookmarks