Maori King?

[moko]

Read today that a Maori guy,Gary Lewis, has married the lovely,and she is,Davina Windsor,20th in line to the British throne.SO,if Zed`s,or anyone else`s god,wiped out the 19 in front of her(and I`d become an immediete convert)what could us Poms expect from a Maori king? Maybe a hopped-up Falcon instead of the state coach?The Haka instead of the more traditional Trooping Of The Colour ?You guys`ll have more of an idea than me so what are we in for if Gazza becomes king?

[Motu]

You're in for all his rellies comin over for a free hand out.

[Ghost Lemur]

I didn't think you could become King via marriage. Thought the best you could do was Duke of Winsor?

[Skyryder]

so what are we in for if Gazza becomes king?

New Zealand will become a republic with Zed as Prez

Skyryder

[Lou Girardin]

Is this guy going to need therapy or what?
One half of him will be happy at marrying into royalty, the other half will be full of self-loathing at consorting with the colonial oppressors.

[greenhorn]

I didn't think you could become King via marriage. Thought the best you could do was Duke of Winsor?

Or in his case Duke of Windsor in a Ford of course

[Motu]

Sorry - I think it's Tudor.

[greenhorn]

Sorry - I think it's Tudor.

Nah mate you cant get a put a windsor in a tudor, theyre all fourdors...