Well, it seems some time ago the old man had a bit of a mishap with his spa pool. He'd purchased a plug for the feed going from the pool to the pump, a rubber plug around 2" across and around 1.5" deep, with a nut and bolt arrangement through the middle to tighten it in place. To this day I am still unsure as to how the need arose for the use of this plug, but it was decided one day to attempt to fit this plug into its intended hole.
And this was where the mishap occured. Apparently, the plug should be put in place and tightened while the spa's pump is switch is in the OFF position. This important fact was lost on Dad, and the afforementioned plug was last seen as the suction whisked it from his hands and sent it in a pumpwards direction at around warp 9.
According to Dad, over the next few seconds, as he frantically raced for the pump's off switch, there were a few rattles and a varying amount of suction that would inidicate that it had successfully navigated a couple of the bends in the pipe before becoming lodged in an unknown location somewhere midway between pool and pump.
Now with the pump off, Dad did everything he could think off to dislodge the plug, he's tried poking it out with lengths of wire and hose, and also tried to pressurise the pipe with his water blaster in an attempt to force the plug in either direction. All of these attempts failed. Miserably. Along with his attempt to curse the plug out of hiding.
The pool sat unused and neglected for the next few years, but now that Dad is looking to sell his house the need has arose for something to be done with the now useless spa pool that is occupying prime position in the patio.
There are two basic options, as far as we can see. The first is to try to locate said plug, and extract it (with extreme prejudice). This option is a tricky one, as the exact location of the plug is unknown, other than it being somewhere in the midst of around 10-15m of well buried piping, that runs below coblestones and under a low deck - neither of which will be easy to tear up or gain access to.
The other option is to rip the whole arrangement, pool, pump, pump house, pergola, decking and cobbles out of the ground and replace it with something less, err, "antagonistic". A nice soothing water feature, perhaps. Or perhaps something different, as the association with water (and therefore plumbing) might not go down so well at this point in time.
To add to the problem, Dad is now well into his retirement, and so the available funds for this project are not sufficient to deal with a large scale endeavour.
So here is the part were we ask for help. Is there anyone out there in KB land that can offer some practical advice on how we can go about extracting this plug from it's hiding place? Or should we just give up and rip the whole lot out?
Bear in mind two things - the whole arrangement is so well integrated with it's surroundings that if we have to dig pipes out of the ground to get to this, then we might as well just keep going and rip the whole lot out. The other thing to bear in mind is that he is doing this with the intent to sell the property, and therefore wants the property to be as valuable as possible.
And no, before anyone suggests it, he's not the sort who will just fill the pool back up with water and leave it for the new owner to discover the problem of their own accord.
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