Fireworks Rock!

[Goblin]

Anyone else spot the unfortunate comment here???

yes...which reminded me of my cousin Dave. When we had our blacksmith/farrier come out to shoe our horses, Dave decided to show us girls how tough he was by lifting the anvil. Only problem was when he put it down again he didn't realise his knob was underneath it and squashed it. Next day he had to show everyone his black and purple knob!

[Maha]

yes...which reminded me of my cousin Dave. When we had our blacksmith/farrier come out to shoe our horses, Dave decided to show us girls how tough he was by lifting the anvil. Only problem was when he put it down again he didn't realise his knob was underneath it and squashed it. Next day he had to show everyone his black and purple knob!

Goblin im surprised....
Was dave......naked at the time of the said accident?....
In saying that, i bet he saw the most prolific pyrotechnic's display moments after.....

[Goblin]

Goblin im surprised....
Was dave......naked at the time of the said accident?....

Nah man, he had his shorts on. Just the anvil was at just the right(well wrong) height.

That blowing up the anvils looks hilarious! Who thinks up that kinda shit!

[Goblin]

Ha! All the guys with the 'Mydickisbiggerthanyourdick' syndrome can see whose dick can handle the anvil.....could be a national sport in Dorkland.

[Laava]

Oxy Acetylene is also good in headlights. Just knock the glass off the bulb, fill the glass light unit up with the "good" mix, stick the broken bulb back in and hey you've got exploding headlights in your or some other poor buggers car!

[Mr. Peanut]

Bamboo and skyrockets are cool, you drill a hole in the end and poke the wick through then you have a gun! We used to get heaps of them and make a chain gun like on doom!

My mate did that, rocket exploded. Deaf for days