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    Nobody told me

    Everybody's talking and no one says a word
    Everybody's making love and no one really cares
    There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
    Always something happening and nothing going on
    There's always something cooking and nothing in the pot
    They're starving back in China so finish what you got

    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Strange days indeed -- strange days indeed

    Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move
    Everyone's a winner and nothing left to lose
    There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
    Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
    Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
    There's a place for us in the movies you just gotta lay around

    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama

    Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
    Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
    There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised

    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Nobody told me there'd be days like these
    Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama
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    Dontcha jest hate it when that happens...
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    Harden up Dave, all I ever get is junk mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Harden up Dave, all I ever get is junk mail.
    I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!

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    that's pretty fuckin funny dude

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    Mate, that's the funniest collection of bills I've seen in a long time, mainly because they aren't mine.

    Even Heather laughed.
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    youch, fancy gettin nicked on ya own street ya plonka!!

    if it makes you feel better i visited the AA late last week to

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    • renew aa membership for me & the mrs


    i needed a shower afterwards.


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    Dave - I needed that laugh so much - thanks

    so sad mate - I had a day like that last month... ow ow ow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!
    You live on SH1 or SH22?
    You must be gutted.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!
    Is the camera new... or did you just forget it was there?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Is the camera new... or did you just forget it was there?
    It must have been a mobile van - no fixed units about.
    I am aware that it frequents the area however. Just daydreaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    It must have been a mobile van - no fixed units about.
    I am aware that it frequents the area however. Just daydreaming.
    Well that sucks... hopefully the fine wasn't too big
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    ...burn.....

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    BD you're a journo. arn't you? .......... that was BEWTIFULLY crafted!
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Well that sucks... hopefully the fine wasn't too big
    Cheers.
    64kph = $80.
    But with no demerit points attached it's only a 'riding fee' I reckon.

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