What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
Scooter boy
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
Aargh, photos!
Whats green and smells like pork... Nope
Why did the leper leave the party....Nope again
Why did the tampon.... Definetly not.
Sorry cant help you there
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hardcore Biker
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall.
Dam
Say hello to my little friend
whats big and yellow and doesn't float down the waikato? - a bulldozer
No longer absent
Q. Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A. Where you left it.
Scotsman on a German
Q. What's the difference between an apple and a banana?
A. An orange can't drive a tractor.
Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A. A woolly Jumper.
Q. What's the difference between a chicken?
A. One of it's legs is both the same.
Q. What's the difference between a loaf of bread and an elephant?
A. Well I won't send you to buy me a loaf of bread - you might come back with an elephant!
Q. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your bed?
A. He has the letter E on his pyjamas.
Q. Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A. So they can hide upside down in custard.
Q. Have you ever found an elephant hiding upside down in custard?
A. Shows you it works then.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
One, two free, floor!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A ranch slider!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Scotsman on a German
What ticks on the wall?
'ticky paper!
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Who's up for babysitting.....?
What do you call a fly with no legs?
A walk
Man 1: my dog has no nose
Man 2: how does he smell?
Man 1: terrible!
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
Rasta Ratskins
Whats pink and wrinkled and hangs out your underpants? Your mother!
Let the good times roll
Q. What type of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air baboon.
I'll get my coat.
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NEDWN VIII
Q....Whats red and shaped like a Bucket ??
A.... A red Bucket......
Grab my coat to will ya ninjac?
Let the good times roll
Q. What goes OOOOooooooo?
A. A cow with no lips.
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NEDWN VIII
Thats gotta be the best yet......no question.........Originally Posted by ninjac
Let the good times roll
Q. How do you circumcise a whale?
A. With 4 skin divers.
I went to the Opticians, I said I cant see very far, he took me outside, pointed and said "what's that?"
I replied "the sun"
He said "how far do you want to bloody see!"
Q. What's red and sits in a tree?
A. A sanitary owl!
Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole.
Q. What's red and smells like blue paint?
A. Red paint.
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