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    TV News Morons

    Ice bergs in the Southern Ocean........some ice bergs may be submerged
    - idiot reporter on the news the other night

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    I hope the icebergs don't sink.. those polar bears and eskimo's will have to pay higher excess if they keep sinking.. p/t
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    New Zealand should be sending large quantities of $$$'s to the UN to have these icebergs re-floated....
    Gotta keep everything in it's original pristine condition...


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    Perhaps we can get the americans to build a big refrigeration plant down there to keep it cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Ice bergs in the Southern Ocean........some ice bergs may be submerged
    - idiot reporter on the news the other night
    I cringe at the lack of accuracy in 'news' reporting - and yet the media can influence the way people perceive and react to 'news' so much, often with negative reactions to said 'news'.

    Some reporters should get a frozen ice-berg up 'em
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    ISome reporters should get a frozen ice-berg up 'em
    Are these the same arseholes who keep mentioning underground caves?
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    In a related report, the icebergs are also reported to be ..... cold.
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    Anyone got a few million litres of single malt and a really big tumbler?

    What we need is a great big melting pot,
    Big enough for icebergs and whisky shots!

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    The icebergs seen last year, and now again this year, haven't been this far north since 1931. That means that due to global warming the sea temperature now is about the same as it was in 1931. If it keeps warming at this rate we'll be able to have ice berg races and we'll need to fit snow tyres for summer time riding.
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    looked awesome through, didn't see any bluebird's either ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    The icebergs seen last year, and now again this year, haven't been this far north since 1931. That means that due to global warming the sea temperature now is about the same as it was in 1931. If it keeps warming at this rate we'll be able to have ice berg races and we'll need to fit snow tyres for summer time riding.
    was it warm in 1931 ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    I hope the icebergs don't sink.. those polar bears and eskimo's will have to pay higher excess if they keep sinking.. p/t
    Nanook and his mate havent lived at the Antartic for.........ever!
    And polar Bears?...they perfer the warmer climate of the Artic also.....

    I read that 'the icebergs could be a danger to boats'......

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT View Post
    Anyone got a few million litres of single malt and a really big tumbler?
    A "tumbler" you say?


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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Nanook and his mate havent lived at the Antartic for.........ever!
    And polar Bears?...they perfer the warmer climate of the Artic also.....

    I read that 'the icebergs could be a danger to boats'......
    nah, that was just a hollywood ploy to make millions off Celine Dion's soundtrack voice..
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT View Post
    Anyone got a few million litres of single malt and a really big tumbler?
    Ice in single malt Scotch? Gahhhh! Thud.
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