..the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 6th November 2006, 12:32

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into The Warehouse
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to The Warehouse -
nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody arent! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, ya dickead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would f*ck you twice!"

**scumdog** · 6th November 2006, 12:38

Must remember that one next time I have to deal with a foul-mouthed slack-jawed mouthbreathing trackie-wearing smelly mother of two kids (to two different fathers) that's standing there with a rollie fag flapping off her bottom lip while screeching at me like a banshee...

PCA her I come...

**ceebie13** · 6th November 2006, 12:47

Very amusing Bee-Em :-))

It reminds me slightly of the Irish woman who goes to see her doctor complaining of chest pains.

"Ooh Doctor," she says' "I'm havin' dese terrible chest pains to be sure. I tink oi may have acute angina"

"Well go behind the screen, strip down to the waist and lie on the bed for me. I'll be in to see you in a minute"

Shortly, the doctor goes to examine her.

"Hmm....so you tink you have acute angina do ya?"

"Yes Doctor" she replies.

"Well dat's a relief", he says, "cos you've got friggin' ugly tits!!"

**Ronin** · 6th November 2006, 12:56

Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into The Warehouse
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to The Warehouse -
nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody arent! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, ya dickead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would f*ck you twice!"

Ohhhh I would love to be able to say that!!!!