I haven't got a link to it but there was a beauty in the paper a while back - something to do with the police seeking witnesses to a rape -
"Police desperate to talk to girls".
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
"Rooting pig shot in Karori. PM safe."
One of my all-time favourites.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Fighting Cock Kills Owner.
One of my all time favs. Came across this a while back. The spurs on the cock slashed the owners juggular.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
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