Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
The Prosecution rests, m'Lud.

1. thou shalt not leave a pie in the pie warmer so long that it must be thrown away

2. thou shalt not eat another mans pie , for this is worse than stealing his wife

3. thou shalt not mix thy pie with any other liquid other than that which if used repeatadly will cause thy drinkers body severe damage.

4. thou shalt not move onto thy next pie until the prior pie is fully devoured and enjoyed.

5. thou shalt not leave any meat in thy packet that thy pie came in

6. thou shalt not scoff a pie thy pie must be loved

7. thou must get to the pie warmer before weasel if thy wants there to be any left in thy pie warmer

8. thou must get to the pie warmer before gremlin if thy wants there to be any left in thy pie warmer

9. thou must get to the pie warmer before SwanTiger if thy wants there to be any left in thy pie warmer

10. thou must return to a establishment where an exceptional pie was purchased and thank the cook ever so greatly.

those are the 10 commandments of the pie