Hardcore Biker
A woman went to her doctor complaining of rashes on her knees and elbows. The doc examined her and said "D'you know, I think these are burns actually..have you any idea how you got them?" "Well", said the woman, "I am quite active sexually, and I think it's cos I enjoy it doggy style"
"Hmm..." says the doc, "There are other positions you could adopt you know"
"You know that..." she says, "I know that too, but the dog doesnt!"
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Forum whore
Oh my....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Deep in the heart...
Ooooooo-eeeeeerrrr, !
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
One, two free, floor!
Wait till she tries elephant style... aka "the stretcher"
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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