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  1. 9th November 2006, 13:39 #1
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    Well, that's another nursery rhyme fucked.

    First they go and do baa baa ethnic minority sheep and now this

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6120664.stm

    what next? Humpty Dumpty forced to wear full leathers, helmet and back protector by OSH nazis????
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    Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.
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    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
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    Did I miss something? The link points to an eye/sight restorative process (interesting too)
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    yeah, they restored the sight of the three blind mice.

    bastards.
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    3 visually impaired but recovering mice
    3 visually impaired but recovering mice
    See how they run
    See how they run
    They all ran after the lab technician
    Who repaired their eysight but what a mission!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.
    WHAT??? No hi-viz vest?????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    What about their tails that the farmers wife cut off? Anyone bother to re-attach those? Hmm?? thought not..
    And then they would all have to attend a Restorative Justice session, while the farmers wife would blame it on her deprived upbringing and resultant P addiction
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    And then they would all have to attend a Restorative Justice session, while the farmers wife would blame it on her deprived upbringing and resultant P addiction
    Don't joke about it man - I'm addicted to P - every 5 pints I need to go for one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Don't joke about it man - I'm addicted to P - every 5 pints I need to go for one.
    Christ - for a minute there I thought you were going to say you were one of those weirdos who drink urine for the health benefits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.
    Don't forget about the safty net.


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    What's the best thing about a 'P' habbit?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Christ - for a minute there I thought you were going to say you were one of those weirdos who drink urine for the health benefits
    Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!
    I think with McJim, his beer to blood levels just makes for recycling of the malt/hops product!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!
    yer takin the piss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    yer takin the piss
    and talkin' shite, which makes me wonder if he likes chocolate
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