Forum whore
I got pissed, we went to three bars, I caught up with old frien ds, and I got into a fight. Perfect fucking night.
Fuck I love Wellington, Tullamore Dew, and women with big tits who think that makes thenm beautiful.
Any one want a fucing fight?
Fuck that was fun.
I wish I grew up in Ireland.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Weekend cruiser
Lucky bastard! You out there drunk and fighting while I am stuck here doing a graveyard shift, serving customers who I would much rather spit in the eye.
And Tullamore Dew is indeed a fine whisky!
Slapper?
why........it sucked........................Originally Posted by Jim2
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Loud and Uncouth
Mehhh! Too much beer and rum at the work bar while discussing how many losers there are around here - then off to workmates place for more rum and slagging off the losers.
Home now, goodnight.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
.....your time is coming
Enjoy the headache and bruises Jimboy
.....your time is coming
You mean your work right.....................
Eyes that shine burning red
Just been reading your drunken posts, (Don't worry, we all do that from time to time, then edit them in the morning!) You are a funny guy when your pissed! Glad you had fun.
Mrs KD.
.....your time is coming
He is bloody funny when sober..............
Forum whore
A couple of beers last night. Up early to take the boy to training and later to a funeral. I'm going to work shortly... with a sore head... I should have gone with Jim last night. Sounds like he had a cracker.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
Hows the head this morning James?
.....your time is coming
ask him in the arvo...............or I may just call him now......suspect he is up anyway with the kids............Hows the head this morning James?
Forum whore
Ah yes I remember it like it was only yesterday, drinking in bars at the ripe old age of 15, running out the back door when the cops came in!! spewing in the streets and then making a bed in it. lots of fights, but with mates that watched your back and would jump in when it all got a bit heavy. and the night bus home at 2am, chatting up some kind young thing to make the trip go faster and prehaps a little something else.
Ah ya bastard, your after making me homesick now.
Forum whore
did you get your arse kicked by a bass player jim?
Large Falcon Collider
LOL brilliant Jim2...we love the 'just come home drunk' threads.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Deep in the heart...
Well done Jim2, reminds me of a drunken night out with a friend of mine who announced at the top of his voice in the bar, "I want a fuck, or a fight.... and I don't really care which!" Sadly he got neither as everyone was too busy rolling on the floor in fits of laughter. lol He had not realised just how loud he had said it.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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