yeah A fucing fighgt!
bigg b00bs you know it!
yeah A fucing fighgt!
bigg b00bs you know it!
It does one good to let one's hair down - figuratively speaking, of course!
I hope you don't suffer too much today, Jim
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Fugginn mmmmmppff.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
So Jim2 did a Blumsky eh? Jeeze he'll be running for public office next.
Don't worry about the big breasted chicks Jim, they marry guys that think 3 drinks makes them the heavyweight champion so it works out eh?
Anyway - Vicki tells me that I am a big tit and when I stand next to her it does make her more beautiful...
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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