hXc involved in accident

[hXc]

Well last night, I was at a local show (gig/concert) and was just being stupid, as I normally do. I was leap frogging some parking metres when one decided that it would magically grow taller, as I went to jump it. This of course, landed the metre into my nether regions, flipped me forward and landed me face first on the road.

The result: A very sore face, 9 stitches (In top lip and forehead), majorly swollen lip and a huge egg on my forehead. Also, a fair bit of road rash on face, shoulder and knee.

The moral of the story: Not a good way to spend a Saturday night, or a Sunday morning when I'm hungry and can't eat. Always wear leathers and a helmet, boots too.

Note to self: Don't try and jump parking metres when shorts hang a bit low in the crotch - ends up nasty.

Possibly some pics to come.

[Colapop]

Yehaa!! Nothing like being young and impetuous! Something to look back and smile about - three sore nuts (two down, one up)

[hXc]

Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.

[Colapop]

...or there's not alot there to hurt yet!!

[gijoe1313]

Sounds like a classic comedy moment for onlookers! Ah well, being young and dumb - you'll heal up fast! Heaven knows, guys are all culpable of those silly spur of the moment things

So, can't even wear the ol'lid to ride? Owee ow ow ... Anyway, thanks for sharing and I'll make sure not to wear loose low rider shorts when jumping the meters!

[hXc]

You're a cunt. It's makin' me laugh, and it hurts to laugh.

And to those who want to know, the parking meter shall be dealt with accordingly, once I get into a normal state.

[Colapop]

Bwhahahaha!! Young dumb and full of ... bumps...

Come on, get with pics, unco-boy!

[Indiana_Jones]

*waits for the video with the Benny Hill theme*

lol

-Indy

[Edbear]

HAd me worrried when I read the title, but a relief to know you're okay.

Believe me, what you did was quite "normal" for your age and gender!!!

Don't be too hard on the parking meters, though, as it was your own dumb fault, LOL!!!

[Colapop]

You should try jumping bollards (get someone ready with a camcorder or videophone first!)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

My first thoughts where you came across that teacher again.Hope you hell quick also hope you can still make youngatart a grandmother

[hXc]

No vids, but these nasty pics. Sorry they're not great, took them myself and I'm not the most enthusiastic or attractive lookin' fella at the moment.

[Colapop]

Heyb. Whab are youb fellabs lookinb atb?

You could try out for the rere-make of Fat Albert! Classy...

[gijoe1313]

Wheee doggy! Those are some lumps! Try not to add any more for a little whee while right?

So, what will be your next stunt once you've healed over the owee ow ows? Today, I smashed my thumb with a hammer ... did that ad thing where I swore silently loud (Grandma was nearby!)

[hXc]

The guy who said someone should call an ambo, he had a cast on his arm and told me to read it. It said, "Humans are not made to fly, fuck!" He hit a trampoline at about 40km/h on a scooter.

And for my next performance, hopefully it'll be something that doesn't hurt as much.