bugger dude....
I had a dumb moment last night as well....
I was having fun doing back filps off a bank into a sand dune...
It was cool untill i screwed it up and landed on a piece of concrete in the sand....
My wrist is looking somewhat swollen....not to mention sore
Mum says i ahve to go to the doctor... but i cbf.....
I thought "one sore nut" just meant you is a crazy mofo...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
I read the title and thought of you guys stranded somewhere on the Napier Wairoa road![]()
Luckily it wasnt motorcycle related
Just a teenage incident![]()
Good luck and I told you " the drummer from Def Leppard only had one arm!!"
Not one nut you silly lad![]()
Dusty Butt 1000km - We knocked the bugger off what next?
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and a billion fans insist you just don't understand"
Oh to be young and impetuous! That looks painful. Heal fast. And next time - Make sure someone has the video camera ready first![]()
I'm only wearing black until they develop something darker
We came, We listened, And in one voice we answered
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
The girl who accompanied me in the ambulance (who happens to be my ex-girlfriend. . .Hmmm?!) said that she saw the whole thing happen, turned 'round and cracked up laughing, but then got serious when I wasn't getting up.
I started to close my eyes and everyone started clicking and gently hitting me, telling me to stay awake. I didn't get knocked out, but maybe it would have been easier if I did.
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
My reply: Yeah man, a true black cunt I am.Originally Posted by brent_b, via MSN
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
We have told him countless times about the dangers of leaping parking meters (note correct spelling, lad!) but of course, he doesn't listen, does he??
And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
I hate it when males aren't well - they moan and groan so much, sheesh, get over it.
Its back to being chauffered around in Mum's taxi for a few days for him
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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