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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.
    What you have only got one nut........ oh dear....


    I am sure your parents (Yungatart and MSTRS) are happy at the moment as you wont be making them grandparents just yet....

    Saw the pics..... a tad nasty but they will heal up good...
    No more leapfrogging ok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.
    Hmmm, seems as if this comment didn't make sense to people. I was meaning that my go-nads/balls/nuts/whatever else you want to call them, didn't hit the parking meter. Just the pants. So one sore nut = head.

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    bugger dude....

    I had a dumb moment last night as well....

    I was having fun doing back filps off a bank into a sand dune...

    It was cool untill i screwed it up and landed on a piece of concrete in the sand....

    My wrist is looking somewhat swollen....not to mention sore

    Mum says i ahve to go to the doctor... but i cbf.....


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    I thought "one sore nut" just meant you is a crazy mofo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    My wrist is looking somewhat swollen....not to mention sore
    Left or right handed? Left or right hand? Hmmm. . .Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I thought "one sore nut" just meant you is a crazy mofo...
    Yeah that too. I reckon that about now, I'd make even Freddy Crugar (sp?) look damn sexy.

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    I read the title and thought of you guys stranded somewhere on the Napier Wairoa road

    Luckily it wasnt motorcycle related

    Just a teenage incident
    Good luck and I told you " the drummer from Def Leppard only had one arm!!"
    Not one nut you silly lad

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Left or right handed? Left or right hand? Hmmm. . .Ouch!
    Its my right wrist and im left handed.

    SO it's ok. My jizzin.... errr i mean my writing hand is still perfectly fine


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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    ..........attractive lookin' fella at the moment.
    You were attractive before the accident...??

    Been there done that, and if you are anything like I was at your age you'll probably do it (or something similar) a time or two again just to keep your parents on their toes! Heal quick mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trumpy View Post
    You were attractive before the accident...??
    You'll keep mate. You'll keep.

    Quote Originally Posted by trumpy View Post
    Been there done that, and if you are anything like I was at your age you'll probably do it (or something similar) a time or two again just to keep your parents on their toes! Heal quick mate.
    Yeah, of course I will. It's part of bein' young and dumb and. . .

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    Oh to be young and impetuous! That looks painful. Heal fast. And next time - Make sure someone has the video camera ready first
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    The girl who accompanied me in the ambulance (who happens to be my ex-girlfriend. . .Hmmm?!) said that she saw the whole thing happen, turned 'round and cracked up laughing, but then got serious when I wasn't getting up.

    I started to close my eyes and everyone started clicking and gently hitting me, telling me to stay awake. I didn't get knocked out, but maybe it would have been easier if I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brent_b, via MSN
    shit man, you look like an islander with those lips!!
    My reply: Yeah man, a true black cunt I am.

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    We have told him countless times about the dangers of leaping parking meters (note correct spelling, lad!) but of course, he doesn't listen, does he??
    And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
    I hate it when males aren't well - they moan and groan so much, sheesh, get over it.
    Its back to being chauffered around in Mum's taxi for a few days for him
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    We have told him countless times about the dangers of leaping parking meters (note correct spelling, lad!) but of course, he doesn't listen, does he??
    And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
    I hate it when males aren't well - they moan and groan so much, sheesh, get over it.
    Its back to being chauffered around in Mum's taxi for a few days for him
    Nah make him walk or he gets his pushbike back out again...

    But if you have to taxi him around charge him like a taxi driver does...

    If he moans and groans, put him and his bed out in the garage for a week... so that you dont have to listen to him...

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