hXc involved in accident

[hXc]

And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..

Yeah, but chicks dig scars, apparently. . .

[Hitcher]

I was leap frogging some parking metres when one decided that it would magically grow taller, as I went to jump it. This of course, landed the metre into my nether regions, flipped me forward and landed me face first on the road.

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.

[Black Bandit]

Heal fast matey, did it go something like this?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/277268...nt_be_careful/

[hXc]

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.

It was the fall, Sir. Honest, did something to my (lack of) brains.

[kiwifruit]

far kin ell mate!
get well soon eh

[McJim]

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.

Thought he was using wit to indicate they were 1000mm in height.

At least:
a/ Spada is undamaged
b/ You've learned that faces are not to be used as brakes
c/ Neither are bollocks (Although it would be interesting if you refered to your brakes as a load of balls!)
d/ It looks like someone finally punched you good looking!

Seriously mate - glad you're not more badly injured - heal soon!

[hXc]

Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?

[MSTRS:Me]

..... as you wont be making them grandparents just yet....
....

Better not. He's too young and there's already four (and a half-cooked one) of the little ankle biters courtesy of hXc's older siblings

[MattRSK]

You are short!

[MSTRS:Me]

Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?

Get. Out. Of. My. Whisky. Cupboard.

[hXc]

Get. Out. Of. My. Whisky. Cupboard.

Remember father, laughing hurts. I'll get you back.

[Scorpygirl]

Blimey Zac that looks a nasty one!!! Take care of yourself and remember parking meters are not for leaping over!!! Hugz!!!

[BuFfY]

I hope your OK sweetpea

Guess it shows you not to be a silly boy!

Make sure you rest lots this week and make your parent run around for you

[yungatart]

Make sure you rest lots this week and make your parent run around for you

Thank you very much - nice to know you can count on people to help when the chips are down

[BuFfY]

Thank you very much - nice to know you can count on people to help when the chips are down

Well when you are hurt I will tell him to do it for you!