Nah, he can run around after himself-he's big enough and now he is also certainly ugly enough... poor baby...
Mad nagging bitch!
Nah, he can run around after himself-he's big enough and now he is also certainly ugly enough... poor baby...
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Best teacher... in room 4
give him a hug from me
And a telling off for being silly
I'm gonna make it so PC
The Sharif don't like it!
hXc's mate: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that pavement and hit the pace metre.
hXc: Hit the pace metre?
hXc's mate: Hit the pace metre!.
hXc: What for?
hXc's mate: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
Later that day......
hXc: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go leap frogging, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
hXc: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Hibernating
ouchy ouchy ouchy hXc that does look a weeee bit painful .. mind you the exploits are not over yet ..
try to have some forward thinking might avoid unnecessary pain
Have toKarma ... Justice catches up eventually !!
Cougar Bait
Yuss! I even have permission!Originally Posted by BuFfY
Well mum went and got some yoghurt, some fruit jelly thingy's and she's going to blend dinner together for me. "Just like when you were a baby", she said. My reply was, "Don't remind me. . .Need painkillers."
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Forum whore
That's how I'd look if I hadn't ducked.
Bad luck mate, but remember:
CHICKS DIG SCARS
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Hooligan!
Your a dumbass HXC....
in the food stakes, smoothies and up and go is good.
take it easy,
WM
Wellyman
Da Hiphopapotamous
Fuckin gold, Zac!!! Do stupid shit like that on a bike and you'll be in with a good shot of joining the Scared Sheep Squadron!
Cougar Bait
Yeah but a shit load of pain goes into getting them. I mean, how much more stupid shit can one guy do, just to get a few girls?
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Best teacher... in room 4
Not ones on the face though..... Need to be something like "oh look at my scar" *pulls up tshirt* mmmmmm
Gives you a peak at the rest of them without being a pervert!!
I'm gonna make it so PC
Forum whore
Heeheehee.
No one tell him he's only just starting, OK?
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Best teacher... in room 4
NONE!!Yeah but a shit load of pain goes into getting them. I mean, how much more stupid shit can one guy do, just to get a few girls?
You are way too cute! Don't hurt your gorgous face any more!
I'm gonna make it so PC
Cougar Bait
Lol, just make me!
On seconds thoughts, yes Buffy.
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Best teacher... in room 4
Aww you wouldn't hurt yourself if I told you not to!Lol, just make me!
On seconds thoughts, yes Buffy.
You love me far too much
I'm gonna make it so PC
Cougar Bait
Hmmm. . .But. . .I thought I said don't tell anyone! Golly, now my parents will know and everything.
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
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