Highland cattle AND hairy fords!
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Highland cattle AND hairy fords!
I have just found out that they have removed the word gullible from the dictionary
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Originally Posted by skelstar
Can't speak for cowpoos but not the rest of us.
Its a Homo Sapian - Male with his flock (?) of Highland Cattle.
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The instructions are simple...
Och, they're nae very shaggy the noo. Mist bee summer.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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They're called tussocks - small clumps of grass and they're going to be eaten by the Hieland coos comin' ower tae see them.
McMooo McMooo...ach, it reminds me o' the dancin' back hame.
I thought I must hae that mad coo disease they were all talking aboot - every time I went tae the nicht clubs I'd always end up wi' a mad coo for the nicht!
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dinner.
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Willow trees..!
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Can anyone tell me what feature makes the planet Uranus (no anus jokes please) different from all the other planets in the solar system?
Green for correct (my) answer.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
colour...........
Large Falcon Collider
Come on poos.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
herd
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Um... off the top of my head I remember it's unusual because it has rings which are on right angles to the ecliptic? And it rotates in a different direction to all the other planets. Maybe it was in a BIG impact in the past.
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Large Falcon Collider
Bloody close (and prob true) but not what I was after.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
its name starts with a vowel?
Large Falcon Collider
Like 'Earth'?....I'd stick to counting to 6 bud.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
fuck......earth doesn't count!!!!!
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