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    Potentially

    POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLYA young boy went up to his father and
    asked
    him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
    realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask
    your
    mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
    ask
    your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
    and
    then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    dollars.
    Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt
    for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
    could
    really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
    University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
    sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
    LOVE
    Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"The boy
    then
    went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
    much a
    million bucks would buy?"
    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
    dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially
    and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes.
    Potentially, You and I are sitting on three million dollars, but
    realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

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    brad PITT ??? !

    some people have NO taste ..... mutter, mutter .......!
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    So you're more of a Borat kind of a girl...?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    http://www.boratonline.co.uk/

    after careful consideration ............ probably not



    ... anyway, he wouldn't fancy me .... i'm not his sister ... lol
    Last edited by mstriumph; 15th November 2006 at 17:08. Reason: .. i only watched the movie clips AFTER i'd posted ...
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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